supajuice Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 <--------------------see?! bwahahahahaahahahaaaaaa! I slayed 200 flies with my foot and I got to poke a bird before it went away. I always wanted to do that...STICKAAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeet Kune Do Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 its ok A drop of sweat spent in practice is a drop of blood saved in a battle.A person who say it cannot be done should not interrupt the man doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTF Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 corny but still amusing Thou shalt not follow a multitude to do evil~Exodus 23:2Violence, even well intentioned, always rebounds upon oneself.~Lao TzuAnd mankind is naught but a single nation~quran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShoreiSmurf Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 Not to bad of a joke. It recieved at least a small chuckle "Train HARD to be HARD" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patusai Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 That was nice "Don't tell me the sky's the limit because I have seen footprints on the moon!" -- Paul Brandt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red dawn Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank.The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a ________."Bubba was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed.Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. "Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the last question?"Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed then he turned to Bubba. "Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a FARM.""Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now."He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Tapping Tiny's shoulder again, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?""You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."I thought that was pretty funny. Bubba and Tiny took a test in another class. Bubba copied off of Tiny's paper and later the prof called them both into his office.He said, "Bubba and Tiny, you both got 9 out 10 questions right. Tiny, I'm giving you a 90. Bubba, you get a zero because you copied from Tiny."Bubba says, "What? Why do you think that?""Because you both got the first 9 questions right. For number 10, Tiny wrote I Don't Know, and you wrote I Don't Know, Either."that's a good one too. I never said it wasn't dangerous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dtstiachi Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 wow. That was bad "The journey of a 1,000 miles starts with but a single step." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
getawaytkd Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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