Final exam joke

[supajuice]

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[Jeet Kune Do]

its ok

[GTF]

corny but still amusing

[ShoreiSmurf]

Not to bad of a joke. It recieved at least a small chuckle

[patusai]

That was nice

[red dawn]

Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank.

The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a ________."

Bubba was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed.

Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. "Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the last question?"

Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed then he turned to Bubba. "Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a FARM."

"Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now."

He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Tapping Tiny's shoulder again, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?"

"You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."

I thought that was pretty funny.

Bubba and Tiny took a test in another class. Bubba copied off of Tiny's paper and later the prof called them both into his office.

He said, "Bubba and Tiny, you both got 9 out 10 questions right. Tiny, I'm giving you a 90. Bubba, you get a zero because you copied from Tiny."

Bubba says, "What? Why do you think that?"

"Because you both got the first 9 questions right. For number 10, Tiny wrote I Don't Know, and you wrote I Don't Know, Either."

that's a good one too.

[dtstiachi]

wow. That was bad

[getawaytkd]

funny