ShotokanKid Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a ________." Bubba was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. "Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the last question?" Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed then he turned to Bubba. "Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a FARM." "Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now." He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Tapping Tiny's shoulder again, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?" "You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O." "What we do in life, echoes in eternity.""We must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShotokanKid Posted March 6, 2005 Author Share Posted March 6, 2005 Nobody liked that one? "What we do in life, echoes in eternity.""We must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShotokanKid Posted March 7, 2005 Author Share Posted March 7, 2005 Ok I'll admit it, that was pretty lame but you have to laugh "What we do in life, echoes in eternity.""We must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
June1 Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 LOL. Hey, I like it! Kool Kiais: ICE! DIE! KITES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH! KIAI!"Know Thyself""Circumstances make me who I am." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShotokanKid Posted March 9, 2005 Author Share Posted March 9, 2005 YEAH!!!! "What we do in life, echoes in eternity.""We must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CompactDinnerFork Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 E-I-E-I-O? You are sieriously disturbed and need lots of help.- Lukey! Dear God,Please Have Mercy On My ApponentsBecause I Wont. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShotokanKid Posted March 27, 2005 Author Share Posted March 27, 2005 you haven't heard the song? "What we do in life, echoes in eternity.""We must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karatekid101 Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 I thinkcit was a good one! CompactDinnerFork needs to listen to more music ( no offence). Old McDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O. No, I am honest, I really do think it was a good 1! ! See I'm laughing! KarateKid101"The answers to life aren't in the back of the book"- Charlie Brown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karategirl06 Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 lol! Thats kinda funny! iT made me laugh! Determination + Disciplin + Strength - Fear = ONE BLACK BELT! Do the Math!join this site!!http://www.getphpbb.com/phpbb/index.php?mforum=senterforge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balrog Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Bubba and Tiny took a test in another class. Bubba copied off of Tiny's paper and later the prof called them both into his office.He said, "Bubba and Tiny, you both got 9 out 10 questions right. Tiny, I'm giving you a 90. Bubba, you get a zero because you copied from Tiny."Bubba says, "What? Why do you think that?""Because you both got the first 9 questions right. For number 10, Tiny wrote I Don't Know, and you wrote I Don't Know, Either." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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