vertigo Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 You know you're having a bad MA day when: - You put on your gi top backwards.. and don't notice - Your sensei decides to use you to help demostrate a technique to the class, with him punching full speed, but without contact... or at least thats what he tells you when you come to. - You ask sensei if he thinks you're ready to test, and he starts laughing - While practicing upward blocks, you get a little too into it, and KO yourself on the chin. - Ever wash your gi with a red sock? these were all I could think of at the time.. keep adding on "Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go." - T. S. Eliot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isshinryu5toforever Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 -You're practicing sai when one slips and lands near your sensei. -You pull into the dojo and realize that you're wearing jeans with your gi top -three words: presure point dummy -Tonight is ladies' self defense night and you get to wear the padded suit. He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.- Tao Te Ching"Move as swift as a wind, stay as silent as forest, attack as fierce as fire, undefeatable defense like a mountain."- Sun Tzu, the Art of War Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karatekid1975 Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 How about practicing front raise stretch kicks and you kick yourself in the head with your knee/shin. Been there .... ouch. The class went downhill from there ....... Laurie F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goju 4 Life Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 you forget to set your clock back. as you walk into the multi use gym, , that your karate class is held in, wearing your gee, you give a loud "OSS". and bow. As you look up you are met by the bewildered stares and giggles of the daily jazzercise class. If i had to choose between karate and everything else, I would choose karate so i could beat up whoever made me make the decision and have everything else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShotokanKid Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 You're practicing with a katana, drop it, and it ends up sticking up from floor. I've done this in the kitchen with a kitchen knife. WHOOOPS "What we do in life, echoes in eternity.""We must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
June1 Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 Gah! ShotokanKid, be careful!!! Kool Kiais: ICE! DIE! KITES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH! KIAI!"Know Thyself""Circumstances make me who I am." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertigo Posted March 1, 2005 Author Share Posted March 1, 2005 While warming up for kumite, you elbow strike your drawing arm... I wish this was a fake one like my others :lol: it was hilarious though. "Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go." - T. S. Eliot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShotokanKid Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 Gah! ShotokanKid, be careful!!! Heh heh heh "What we do in life, echoes in eternity.""We must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karatekid1975 Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 _you put on the wrong "colored" underwear under a white dobok (gi) and it happened to be "flowered" or poke-a-dot panties .... eeeeekkkkkk!!! Laurie F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 You're practicing in the kitchen with your nunchaku while you're sick. You probably shouldn't be up, but you're dedicated. You flip the chuk over your right shoulder, but forget to trap it with your left hand. As a result, the chuk swings around your shoulder, through your armpit and smacks you in the eye at full speed, causing you to tear up a little. Luckily they were foam! I did that when I was first learning my second chuk kata...I came down with a cold but didn't want to forget the kata, so I practiced 1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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