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dude, seriously, stop watching movies.

When a man's fortunate time comes, he meets a good friend;

When a man has lost his luck, he meets a beautiful woman.


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Hand conditioning & hitting points are legitimate trainings in kung fu. Movies love to sensationalize the methods & results of 'secret' kf techniques.

 

kf schools that fight know the importance of conditioning & the reality of hitting points on a agressive uncooperative opponent.

 

Kill Bill Vol.2 five point palm exploding heart technique is just good old movie kung fu.

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moviefu strikes again and claims another victim! Come back to the light leave the darkness of moviefu!

What the superior man seeks is in himself; what the small man seeks is in others. - Confucius

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LOL !!!

Why punch someone when their on the ground when you can just kick them

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Pshh I don't know what you guys are talking about, this move is completely real. When I did it on my doggie she fell over and didn't move for about 6 days. I decided to take her to a doctor and the doctor told me her heart had exploded...when asked what happened, I said I gave my doggy 5 point palm exploding heart strike, and the doctor gasped...and did it to me. Somehow I managed to live, man oh man I didn't know my doctor did kungfurate.

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Ok, enough already. Being a public forum I am ashamed that we are discussing one of KFs most deadly and secret moves. Where is a moderator when you need one?

 

Oh, I taught this move to a three year old last week who did it to his cat. Its a good thing we had a defibilator on scene so we could instantly revive the cat. I don't know how, but I received a letter from the Shaolin Temple stating that they were suspending my monthly newsletter for a one year period. Geesh, am I bummed.

I had to lose my mind to come to my senses.

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I heard a rumor from my friends who take other styles of kungfu that there instructors said that the five point palm exploding heart move that Pai Mei taught the Bride in Kill Bill vol.2 :o :karate: Is real is this true or are they just pulling my leg.

 

PEACE :D :) 8) :lol: :P :wink: :cry: :idea: :dodgy:

 

I never thought to ask the pressure point guru at my dojo if this was true. :lol: :brow:

"There is a time in every mans education when he arrives at the conviction that envy is ignorance; that imitation is suicide; that he must take himself for better, for worse,... " Emerson


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Ok, enough already. Being a public forum I am ashamed that we are discussing one of KFs most deadly and secret moves. Where is a moderator when you need one?...

 

Paralized with laughter from AngelaG's hoppin' butt whoopin'

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Kuk Sool Won - 4th dan

Evil triumphs when good men do nothing.

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Ok Ok, in all seriousness, I think this thread needs to be shut down. I don't want to let out the secret and get MY monthly newsletter from the Shaolin Temple suspended for one year too!

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