senna_trem Posted February 5, 2005 Share Posted February 5, 2005 You never wear mouth guards during sparring because nobody has any teeth left to save. "I think therefore I am" Rene Descartes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1kickKO Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 If you show up to class with a john deer bandana on and a shotgun for a weapons kata. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kicks Posted February 6, 2005 Author Share Posted February 6, 2005 ...your dojang has a “happy hour.” ...your tri-colored MA shoes have numbers on the heels. ...you punish your junior students by taking away their chewing tobacco. ...your dojang's mailing address includes the word “holler.” ...there are antlers nailed to the outside of your dojang. ...your MA trophies were made by the local taxidermist. ...giving “wedgies” is legal in competition. when you create the world's largest trailer park, you're going to have tornadoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1kickKO Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 ...you always have to practice your "moves" on your hunting dog scruffy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red J Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 ...your tri-colored MA shoes have numbers on the heels. Kicks, you have re-inspired me. I had to lose my mind to come to my senses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottnshelly Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 ...During deer season your dojo doubles as a weigh-in station. ...Everyone in the class is on meth ...Your dojo has a can of grease remover in the bathroom ...You've ever used any Martial Art technique to remove a stuck oil filter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benkendrick Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 You just might be a Redneck if... ...your favorite energy drink is Yoo-Hoo. 'Round here in Alabama and most of Tennesee, we 're quite partial to our Sun-Drop... (Yessiree, you can bet them yankees here won't have a clue what I'm talkin' 'bout...) Ben Kendrick"The more you sweat in training the less you bleed in battle..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottnshelly Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 ...You've ever used a bo to hang up a catfish head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1kickKO Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 ...You've got those "singing fish" plaques all around the dojo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmon Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 ...if you train to line dancing music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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