You just might be a Redneck Martial Artist...

[senna_trem]

You never wear mouth guards during sparring because nobody has any teeth left to save.

[1kickKO]

If you show up to class with a john deer bandana on and a shotgun for a weapons kata.

[Kicks]

...your dojang has a “happy hour.”

 

...your tri-colored MA shoes have numbers on the heels.

 

...you punish your junior students by taking away their chewing tobacco.

 

...your dojang's mailing address includes the word “holler.”

 

...there are antlers nailed to the outside of your dojang.

 

...your MA trophies were made by the local taxidermist.

 

...giving “wedgies” is legal in competition.

[1kickKO]

...you always have to practice your "moves" on your hunting dog scruffy.

[Red J]

...your tri-colored MA shoes have numbers on the heels.

 

Kicks, you have re-inspired me.

[scottnshelly]

...During deer season your dojo doubles as a weigh-in station.

 

...Everyone in the class is on meth

 

...Your dojo has a can of grease remover in the bathroom

 

...You've ever used any Martial Art technique to remove a stuck oil filter

[benkendrick]

You just might be a Redneck if...

 

...your favorite energy drink is Yoo-Hoo.

 

'Round here in Alabama and most of Tennesee, we 're quite partial to our Sun-Drop...

 

(Yessiree, you can bet them yankees here won't have a clue what I'm talkin' 'bout...)

[scottnshelly]

...You've ever used a bo to hang up a catfish head

[1kickKO]

...You've got those "singing fish" plaques all around the dojo

[Cmon]

...if you train to line dancing music