isshinryuwarrior Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Not mine but it gets them every time, have fun! CAN YOU ANSWER THEM ALL CORRECTLY? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HOW MANY ANIMALS OF EACH DID MOSES TAKE ON THE ARK? NONE! It was Noah not Moses that had the Ark. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SPELL THE WORD "POP" OUT LOUD. NOW SPELL "MOP"... NOW SPELL "TOP" WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU COME TO A GREEN A LIGHT? If you answered "STOP"... your wrong! You "GO" at a green light. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SPELL THE WORD "HOST" OUT LOUD. NOW SPELL "MOST"... NOW SPELL "TOP" WHAT DO YOU PUT IN A TOASTER? If you answered "Toast" you're wrong! You put "BREAD" in a toaster! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SPELL THE WORD "JOKE" OUT LOUD. NOW SPELL "POKE"... NOW SPELL "COKE" WHAT DO YOU CALL THE WHITES OF AN EGG? If you answered "yolk" you're wrong! The yolk is the yellow of an egg. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SAY THE WORD "MILK" FIVE TIMES IN A ROW. NOW ANSWER THIS QUESTION: WHAT DO COWS DRINK? If you answered "Milk" you're wrong! Cow's give milk...they drink water. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HOW DO PRONOUNCE THE CAPITAL OF KENTUCKY... "LOUIE-VILLE" OR "LOUIS-VILLE" Neither. The capital of Kentucky is "Frankfort". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WHAT' DOES 5+5 EQUAL? WHAT DOES 9+1 EQUAL? WHAT DOES 7+3 EQUAL? WHAT'S AN ALUMINUM CAN MADE FROM? If you answered "Tin" you're wrong! They are made from aluminum. Oh my baloney has a first name.And its' name is K-A-R-A-T-E.Oh my balney has a last nameAnd its' name is......Hey! what is it's last name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krzychicano Posted February 12, 2005 Share Posted February 12, 2005 hahaha that was cool. What the superior man seeks is in himself; what the small man seeks is in others. - Confucius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
June1 Posted February 12, 2005 Share Posted February 12, 2005 Arrrrrrrrgggggghhhhh! I fell for most of them... Kool Kiais: ICE! DIE! KITES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH! KIAI!"Know Thyself""Circumstances make me who I am." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostlySykanRyu Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 Got em all but one...I thought the capital of KY WAS Louisville! To condemn the art of another is to condemn your own as well. We all have the same origin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krzychicano Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 im bumping it to see how many more will fall for it What the superior man seeks is in himself; what the small man seeks is in others. - Confucius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senna_trem Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 I'm not an american so I believed you when you said Louisville. "I think therefore I am" Rene Descartes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShotokanKid Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 Those were a pretty good ones "What we do in life, echoes in eternity.""We must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CloudDragon Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 OMG!!! I just got back from a trivia night where my team from my TKD school won 2nd place and those got me! A Black Belt is just a white belt that don't know when to quit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CompactDinnerFork Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 I tricked my Mom Dear God,Please Have Mercy On My ApponentsBecause I Wont. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobsDeli Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 i liked the last one the best... it got me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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