isshinryuwarrior Posted January 28, 2005 Posted January 28, 2005 You read the title, let's come up with stupid things not to do in a bank. I'l start. Go in about 15 mins before the close, start writing on the back. Mess it up and bury the deposit slip someplace down in the stack take a new one fill it out and do your business. Then walk out. What do you write on the back of the first one? "I have a weapon give me all your money" Seriously, fun to laugh at, bad idea. My friends uncle who we were close to did this. Got caught after they went back and looked at tapes, and is now finishing a five year jail sentence. The unsuspecting person had to sit in jail overnight because of this. Not good. Oh my baloney has a first name.And its' name is K-A-R-A-T-E.Oh my balney has a last nameAnd its' name is......Hey! what is it's last name?
June1 Posted January 29, 2005 Posted January 29, 2005 Don't... walk in wearing nothing but black clothing and looking really shifty-eyed. I know, I know... it's not original. Can't think of any good ones right now, though. Kool Kiais: ICE! DIE! KITES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH! KIAI!"Know Thyself""Circumstances make me who I am."
isshinryuwarrior Posted January 29, 2005 Author Posted January 29, 2005 I don't know, I like it enough to try, they all know me as a magician. So they know I'm already shifty and eccentric, it's just me. Can't get away with the shock factor much anymore. Oh my baloney has a first name.And its' name is K-A-R-A-T-E.Oh my balney has a last nameAnd its' name is......Hey! what is it's last name?
GhostlySykanRyu Posted January 29, 2005 Posted January 29, 2005 (edited) You could always walk in, cut in front of the mob leader on important business, and ask for $200 in buffalo nickels... Edited February 6, 2005 by GhostlySykanRyu To condemn the art of another is to condemn your own as well. We all have the same origin.
yamesu Posted January 31, 2005 Posted January 31, 2005 trying to sweet talk the teller into giving you that recently 'denied' loan.......... "We did not inherit this earth from our parents. We are borrowing it from our children."
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