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"Train for 5 (mins.) become a black belt in 20 (mins)!

 

Now I know where this get this stuff from! I saw The Matrix.."I know Kung Fu". :karate:

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Yes, not to boast, but I trained everybody in the matrix for their mad martial arts skillzzz (did you like my triple z's? It's cool isn't it, wow I feel special). If you buy my video packaga eyou will even have the mad skill(zzz) like the matrix actors and be able to dodge bullets and even catch them in your teeth..assuming you've been brushing them and keeping them nice in healthy like you learn how to do in my 1-6 video/DVD series. You will have the power to speed up/slow down time and walk on walls.

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yeah yeah, mcdojos are crap, i agree with the lot of you except

 

"But to they know a large selection of moves?"

 

you don't need a large selection of moves to be an effective martial art. my style boasts over 4,000 empty handed techniques alone, not to mention the 108 weapons, but that dosen't make my style intrinsically better than, say, boxing, which has, at it's advantage, i might add, much fewer moves. if said philosophy was true, i don't think anyone would be able to match my style. just my two cents.

"I hear you can kill 200 men and play a mean six string at the same time..."-Six String Samurai

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OK, due to the increase in competition we are being forced to add to our incredible deal!!!

 

We have added a special membership pin!

 

Not enough?

 

Well we'll also throw in the answer guide to the self graded test so you can learn that much faster!

 

Still not enough?

 

Well, for a limited time we are not offering 1st degree black belts, we are offering 2nd degree!!!! That's right, be the envy of your friends and family when you show them 2, count 'em 2 stripes on your belt!

 

Hurry this is a limited time offer!

TKD WTF/ITF 2nd Dan

"A Black Belt Is A White Belt That Never Quit"

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OK, due to the increase in competition we are being forced to add to our incredible deal!!!

 

We have added a special membership pin!

 

Not enough?

 

Well we'll also throw in the answer guide to the self graded test so you can learn that much faster!

 

Still not enough?

 

Well, for a limited time we are not offering 1st degree black belts, we are offering 2nd degree!!!! That's right, be the envy of your friends and family when you show them 2, count 'em 2 stripes on your belt!

 

Hurry this is a limited time offer!

 

Well that blew your credibility with me. Now I know its a scam. NO ONE gives away a "special membership pin" ! :brow:

when you create the world's largest trailer park, you're going to have tornadoes

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OK, due to the increase in competition we are being forced to add to our incredible deal!!!

 

We have added a special membership pin!

 

Not enough?

 

Well we'll also throw in the answer guide to the self graded test so you can learn that much faster!

 

Still not enough?

 

Well, for a limited time we are not offering 1st degree black belts, we are offering 2nd degree!!!! That's right, be the envy of your friends and family when you show them 2, count 'em 2 stripes on your belt!

 

Hurry this is a limited time offer!

 

Throw in a set of Ginsu Knives and you've got a deal!

Res firma, mitescere nescit

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Res firma, mitescere nescit

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