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Gymkata was absolutely horrible. Only the strong wasn't very good, but I'll give it kudos, it's the only capoeira movie I've ever seen. (Another walking tall ripoff though.)

And, one that I'm sure a lot of people hate, but I love because it's so camp, is Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon. Bullets being caught with teeth and all.

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I am fairly surprised no one has mentioned Iron Monkey 2. Kicking cement pillars into dust, kicking 20 foot logs 50 feet, flying, heads exploding from a pistol shot, a bird cage as a weapon.....the list of horrible stuff goes on and on.

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Dude!!! Iron Monkey ROCKED!!! :lol:

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CYBERNINJA - worst MA film ever....

Houses of ninjas attacking each other [literally - hourses actually join in in the fight]

Brought to your by namco.....

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/cyberninja/index.html

And fatal flying guillotine, and ninja squad killers invincible.... and that entire series actually...

oh oh.... what about cyber tracker 2 - where the invincible robot gets beaten by a MAist.... and that other film i cant remember with the VR set that turns people into killing machines....

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When I first saw it (of course I was a lot younger) I thought Best of the Best was cool...but I saw it the other day on TV - what was I thinking??

I have to say that "best of the Best" was actually a pretty good flick. The second one slipped but wasn't bottom of the barrel. After that the series got REALLY bad. Especially the 4th one. The fake blood looked like it was using paintballs. I haven't seen that since the early 70's. Definately among the worst MA movies.

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Dude!!! Iron Monkey ROCKED!!! :lol:

Id have to agree with Mr. Mike, ive never seen iron monkey 2, but id have to say Iron Monkey 1 rocked so much that it makes up for w/e u think is bad in its sequel, but thats just me :)

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Any Don "The Dragon" Wilson film. I physically cannot sit through a Don Wilson film without turning it off. That's how bad they are.

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I hate any movie where they show the same dang hit or kick like 7 times in a row, but from different angles just to show how COOL it was :dodgy:

I usually turn them off immediately. Most of Cynthia Rothrock's movies and VanDamme's miovies are like that.

That amnnoys the crap outta me. It's almost like they can't come up with anythign cool, so they show how devastating/awesome/killer/rockin/etc. one particular hit is...and the bad part is that it usually isn't even that great of a move in the first place.

I agree i wouldn't say its the worst but death warrant was pretty bad...

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