KempoTiger Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 "please don't kick me....please don't kick me....." "Question oneself, before you question others" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
y2_sub Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 " Am I the best student in the class or what " Moon might shine upon the innocent and the guilty alike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isshinryuwarrior Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 *Looking out the window to see an attractive lady walking out of the salon next door*"Wow she's hot." Oh my baloney has a first name.And its' name is K-A-R-A-T-E.Oh my balney has a last nameAnd its' name is......Hey! what is it's last name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soo Min Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 typically:"...shut up already...sir..."or occasionally"yes, i KNOW you'll never tell me my basic kicks are all right...I SWEAR I'LL KICK LOWER AND MY TOES WILL BE DOWN ON MY SIDE KICKS AND I PROMISE I WILL HOLD THEM FOR THREE SECONDS EACH JUST STOP YELLING!!!!"or when he's really mad at me (has happened several...okay many times):"...well, let's see...he's already yelled at me for thirty six minutes...can't be that much longer, can it...CAN IT...do you think he's serious about getting suspended? nah...oh, am I supposed to respond now?...Please don't hurt me..."this is really off topic but he used to ask me these questions about stuff i didn't want him to know about so i wouldn't say...i would be thinking, "NOT TELLING!" and then he would use physical pain to get the answer out of me and since then i've been really frightened when he gets mad at me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
younwhagrl Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 Well at instructors course there was a TON of talking and yeah im usually saying "NOT AGAIN" or im thinking about wat im gonna eat after class..or my forms or something for our school or anything! My instructor when he talks in class i cant help but pay attention he quizzes us! LOL! •JUST TRAIN•Student of the Han Method"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's allready tomorrow in Australia" Charles Schultzhttps://www.YounWha.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChinaTown Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 When my instructor goes into these lectures that last the whole class, I'm thinking "Not again" Not to sound disrespectful, but a 45 minute lecture isn't what I'm paying for. It is easy to get your point across in a lot less time than that.You need a new teacher.I've had teachers like that before, they are wasting your time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karatekid1975 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 It doesn't happen that often. Once or twice a year. I posted that after one of those lectures, and I was in a bad mood. But it's not a cause for a new teacher.Oh, I have one. When I am training in jujitsu, my instructor wants to show us a new technique (usually a lock of some sort), and I think to myself, this is going to hurt LOL. Laurie F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTF Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 oh no i'm the only person holding a pad and he wants to demonstrate a kick, time to be united with the ground. Thou shalt not follow a multitude to do evil~Exodus 23:2Violence, even well intentioned, always rebounds upon oneself.~Lao TzuAnd mankind is naught but a single nation~quran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleeding Lion Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 when it becomes a lecture im thinking "i wonder what sensei would do if i just kick him", "wow that girl is hot, ima spar with her", "i would have been a black belt by now without all this talking"...and on and on... We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence thus, is not an act, but a habit. --- Aristotle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragons_wrath99 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Whenever we're doing nonstop punches or something like that and there's no set number or time limit, I think/sing a rythmic song. My most recent favorite is "Do you know the muffin man?" I'll be sitting in a horse stance, punching, punching, punching, and inside my head I'll be singing, "Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man...." to the beat of my punches. Yes, I know it's weird. But hey, it works. (Most of the time. A couple of times I think I was actually singing out loud... how humiliating! ) "A black belt is a white belt that never gave up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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