Shorinryu Sensei Posted February 26, 2005 Posted February 26, 2005 You should visit https://www.entertheninja.com I hope this answers your question and any other questions about Ninja. I checked out that website. It's for kids to buy t-shirts, games and sell ninja "stuff". It's not a legitimate ninjitsu website other than for entertainment purposes. I mean, look at this crap: Ninja don't sweat. Bullets can't kill a ninja. Ninja invented skateboarding Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless. Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them. Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want. Ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second. Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs. Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs. Ninja invented the internet. Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom. Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin. Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport. Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers. Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to gloat. Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway. Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls. This is where you do your research on authentic ninjas? ARGH! My nightly prayer..."Please, just let me win that PowerBall Jackpot just once. I'll prove to you that it won't change me!"
yamesu Posted February 27, 2005 Posted February 27, 2005 They were most certainly NOT a widely used ninja weapon......... I dont think any Bujinkan dojo teaches the Nunchuku. Thats not to say a ninja wouldnt use a pair if they so needed........Hehehe. The website is balonie. Ninja did however invent the internet. "We did not inherit this earth from our parents. We are borrowing it from our children."
ovine king Posted February 27, 2005 Posted February 27, 2005 somewhere on that site it tells people to tell everyone about the site, which is what he is doing. don't know about you guys but the fact that he is actually doing it means that i now know not to take what he posts seriously. earth is the asylum of the universe where the inmates have taken over.don't ask stupid questions and you won't get stupid answers.
Shorinryu Sensei Posted February 27, 2005 Posted February 27, 2005 don't know about you guys but the fact that he is actually doing it means that i now know not to take what he posts seriously. You mean you were before? My nightly prayer..."Please, just let me win that PowerBall Jackpot just once. I'll prove to you that it won't change me!"
taiji fajin Posted February 27, 2005 Posted February 27, 2005 That website is almost as accurate as the old "realultimatepower." Too bad that website that is no longer up so I can't post a link . Please tell me none of you thought he was being serious by posting that site. . . . . Fetch Daddy's blue fright wig! I must be handsome when I unleash my rage.
Davison Posted March 6, 2005 Posted March 6, 2005 That site is absolutly hilarious! Thats probably one of the funniest sites ive seen in a while! Completly inacurate but funny to look at! Why punch someone when their on the ground when you can just kick them
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