Top 10 Streetfighting Problems.

[Luckykboxer]

this is ridiculous.

 

here is a solution..... learn common sense.

 

First of all, if you are in an area that you are constantly being harrassed in, then move your happy * to a new area.

 

that is of course assuming you dont like it.

 

next...

 

if you are worried about your girlfriends or friends safety then dont bring them to those kinds of places.

 

I have fought multiple opponents many times.

 

It is damn near impossible to worry about anything other then yourself in this situation, if you do you are up the creek without the proverbial paddle.

 

Now you basically can change only a couple things in this case.

 

the environment is the easiest thing for you to change.

 

In other words, stay out of dangerous areas at dangerous times.

 

maybe stick to areas during the day when it is safer.

 

or go other places at night where thugs are not at.

 

I am always shocked by how some people try to make things so much more difficult then they are.

[Roadkill]

Yes people do attack as a group. I think it would have something to do with the animal in all of us like pack hunting and to show that it does happen check out this video http://www.comegetyousome.com/video/fight_12.wmv

[dippedappe]

this is ridiculous.

 

here is a solution..... learn common sense.

 

First of all, if you are in an area that you are constantly being harrassed in, then move your happy * to a new area.

 

that is of course assuming you dont like it.

 

next...

 

if you are worried about your girlfriends or friends safety then dont bring them to those kinds of places.

 

I have fought multiple opponents many times.

 

It is damn near impossible to worry about anything other then yourself in this situation, if you do you are up the creek without the proverbial paddle.

 

Now you basically can change only a couple things in this case.

 

the environment is the easiest thing for you to change.

 

In other words, stay out of dangerous areas at dangerous times.

 

maybe stick to areas during the day when it is safer.

 

or go other places at night where thugs are not at.

 

I am always shocked by how some people try to make things so much more difficult then they are.

 

Why dont you read my posts before you comment them? I have written that Im doing all I can not to be attacked. That of cause includes staying away from the wrong places. But that doesnt mean it cant happen anyway.

 

I would like to know a few examples on how to deal with those situations. And please give me something a little more detailed than just "Run away".

[Roadkill]

I agree with dippedappe. Generaly you would never end up in this type of situation if you had any sense. But its still funny and educational to watch others.

[Luckykboxer]

This type of post has probably been made many times, but Im making one now because of my problem, and think its a nice topic.

 

Its about writing all the problems you will get being in a streetfight, and then hopefully someone will write back with the answer, thought or something else.

 

Where I come from we have a big problem with violent immigrants. They think very highly of honour, yet somehow they think its honourable to be 10 against 1. And beat the nothing out of the poor soul when hes down.

 

I dont see how Im gonna defend my girlfriend, myself or my friends against this type. IF I manage to beat three of them, IF. Then I will have 10 against me, in no-time. And I dont carry a Nunchachu with me.

 

I will normally not give in unleas I have no alternative, But I dont want my girlfriend to think Im a coward(or my friends). A classical dilemma.

 

Ok Wise guy lets dissect your brilliance then.

Where I come from we have a big problem with violent immigrants. They think very highly of honour, yet somehow they think its honourable to be 10 against 1. And beat the nothing out of the poor soul when hes down.

 

Obviously your impression of Honor and mine are very different.

 

It sounds to me they think nothing of Honor and in fact just want to beat people. Now if the immigrants in your area are so bad, that the law enforcement cant keep them in check then you probably want to move.

 

If you cant move, and the law cant handle them, then you probably want to get alot of friends to start hanging out with for protection, or just get used to pain. /shrug

 

Unless you have far superior skills to 10 people you will get your butt kicked every time. I have fought against this many people a few times, and unfortunately even if you manage to take a few out its only a matter of time before you get wrapped and taken to the ground, that is assuming they are serious about hurting you. There is no way around it.

 

If you think there is you have been watching too many martial arts movies with large fight scenes.

 

Stop kidding yourself!

I dont see how Im gonna defend my girlfriend, myself or my friends against this type. IF I manage to beat three of them, IF. Then I will have 10 against me, in no-time. And I dont carry a Nunchachu with me.

 

yes read my above statements. And like i said before even if you get lucky in a fight with just yourself and 10 others there is no way you can try to defend another person and yourself. Too much kung fu theater leaking into your head, it doesnt work that way in real life.

 

I think that if you wipped out a nunchaku you better be a hell of alot better then the are, because at that point your probably going to go from butt kicking to hospitalization if you dont win.

I will normally not give in unleas I have no alternative, But I dont want my girlfriend to think Im a coward(or my friends). A classical dilemma

 

Just what is Classic about this dilemma?

 

Absolutely nothing in my opinion.

 

It sounds to me that it is people making comments and you are the one starting the problems. And once again if you dont like people making comments go somewhere else.

 

Now mr Sensitive, tell me where in that post you said you were doing all you could not to get in trouble, or how you were staying out of the wrong places?

 

Ill give you a hint.,... you didnt.

 

IF you want realistic advice ask for it. I have seen it given many times in these forums.

 

If you want a comic book answer or a kung fu theater answer then go to the movies and imagine it.

[BORATZ]

Well, this is a story about a guy who used to live in my hood, and was quite famous fo getting into fights often.

 

Anyway I don't know if this story is true, but it reveals an interesting concept...

 

Namley the above said guy was walking around with his girlfriend and was jumped by 3-4 guys (some stories go so far as to say 20 but i kind'a doubt that).

 

What he did was he started to run. He ran in circles, zig-zaged or did whatever intil his pursuors started puffing so hard that they could barley stand not to mention fight.

 

Then, as the gays chasing him were scatterd all around from all the chasing and no longer a tight pack that could help each other out or attack as a group he ran to each and evry one of them and using his kick-boxing skills pounded the hell out of every one of them.

 

Now, this story...It might be just one of those "Hood Legends", but the point is good.

 

Namley, you need to be in great physical shape and have a certain grasp over a certain martial art (nothing fancy, even boxing will sufice). Then, using the above described technique, or any other way try to break the group into idividuals and then....KIAI...

 

The story doesn't tell what happend to the girlfriend.

 

P.S. you are from Denmark right? Where are the immigrants that you are having problems from?

[scottnshelly]

This type of post has probably been made many times, but Im making one now because of my problem, and think its a nice topic.

 

Its about writing all the problems you will get being in a streetfight, and then hopefully someone will write back with the answer, thought or something else.

 

Where I come from we have a big problem with violent immigrants. They think very highly of honour, yet somehow they think its honourable to be 10 against 1. And beat the nothing out of the poor soul when hes down.

 

I dont see how Im gonna defend my girlfriend, myself or my friends against this type. IF I manage to beat three of them, IF. Then I will have 10 against me, in no-time. And I dont carry a Nunchachu with me.

 

I will normally not give in unleas I have no alternative, But I dont want my girlfriend to think Im a coward(or my friends). A classical dilemma.

 

Okay, here’s what you need to do:

 

Just before getting attacked, set up a trip wire over to your right. Dig a large hole about seven feet to your left, and then cover it with leaves and debris. Put a large bear trap about nine feet behind you a little toward the left. Tell your friend and alleged girlfriend to hide and then build them a makeshift fort out of trashcans (where there’s immigrants there’s trashcans!)

 

Now, when the first one approaches, he’ll come from the front. You can easily defeat him with a series of machine gun kicks to the face. Once you’ve defeated him, two more will come from the right; one will trip and fall over the trip wire. As the still-standing attacker approaches, pick him up and throw him on top of the one that just fell. This will defeat those two.

 

Once the other seven see that you’ve defeated the first three they will all attack at once. One will rush in a sprint. Throw him over your head and he will land in the bear trap and be stuck. Two will fall into the large pit that you cleverly disguised. Now you’re down to just four. Clunk two of their heads together, which leaves you with two. And I mean, who here can’t take out two immigrants? You can use your imagination with the last two; get creative! Maybe a toy that you somehow managed to fill with pepper spray and voluntarily wear on your arm like a big freaking dork, or maybe you are carrying a large vicious dog in your pocket. Perhaps this is where your falcon training will come in handy; send your falcon after the last two. Or you can throw them into a large alligator pit… cover them with tar and feathers… give them a wedgie… do some XMA or Tae Bo exercises on their faces.

 

Then you and your supposed friends and girlfriends can leave in peace.

 

The only problem with this scenario is next time there will be 20. you’ll have to bring more traps and wild animals.

 

This has worked for me well over 100 times. We have a lot of immigrants in Oklahoma, too.

[dippedappe]

Ok Wise guy lets dissect your brilliance then.

 

Well now...arent you a lovely little fellow!

Obviously your impression of Honor and mine are very different.

 

It sounds to me they think nothing of Honor and in fact just want to beat people.

 

It isnt my impression Im talking about!

 

I have known a few of them, and talked about it with some of them. And they actually think its Honorable.

Unless you have far superior skills to 10 people you will get your butt kicked every time. I have fought against this many people a few times, and unfortunately even if you manage to take a few out its only a matter of time before you get wrapped and taken to the ground, that is assuming they are serious about hurting you. There is no way around it.

 

If you think there is you have been watching too many martial arts movies with large fight scenes.

 

Stop kidding yourself!.

 

Okay. And again. I have never said that I could take down 10.

yes read my above statements. And like i said before even if you get lucky in a fight with just yourself and 10 others there is no way you can try to defend another person and yourself.

 

.....Why are you writing this again...!?!

I think that if you wipped out a nunchaku you better be a hell of alot better then the are, because at that point your probably going to go from butt kicking to hospitalization if you dont win.

 

Your right about that point...But It will probably be "hospitalization" anyway, so I think I would rather have a weapon than nothing.

Just what is Classic about this dilemma?

 

Absolutely nothing in my opinion.

 

It sounds to me that it is people making comments and you are the one starting the problems. And once again if you dont like people making comments go somewhere else..

 

What is your problem!?! When have I made it clear that I dont want comments...?

Now mr Sensitive, tell me where in that post you said you were doing all you could not to get in trouble, or how you were staying out of the wrong places?

 

Ill give you a hint.,... you didnt.

 

Yes I did and here it is

Im doing all I can to avoid such a situation. But theres still no guaranty.

If you go to page two(or whatever you would call it) in this post, you will also see it!

IF you want realistic advice ask for it. I have seen it given many times in these forums.

 

If you want a comic book answer or a kung fu theater answer then go to the movies and imagine it.

 

In the future...please stop writing to me in that....Charming....way. Your replies doesnt help...they irritate!

 

The advice I could really use, is not how to fight them, but how to avoid them(And assume that I do take all the obvious precautions). I gave you some examples in my first posts, on how things could begin. And I would really like to get some of your thoughts and experiences on how you would do it.

P.S. you are from Denmark right? Where are the immigrants that you are having problems from?

 

Im from Aarhus. The immigrants are coming from Brabran and Gellerup.

[Akira13]

Pack some serious heat.

[cross]

The advice I could really use, is not how to fight them, but how to avoid them(And assume that I do take all the obvious precautions). I gave you some examples in my first posts, on how things could begin. And I would really like to get some of your thoughts and experiences on how you would do it.

 

Im pretty sure that Luckykboxer has already listed all the ways you can deal with it. Move to somewhere else or get a heap of friends.

 

There is no real reason why a group of people would attack you everytime you walk down the street unless you give them a reason 2 or have done something to them in the past. So if there is more to this story than your letting on, maybe you need to sort that out with the group of people in question.