Things to avoid doing in a Dojo

[Sam]

....attacking your sensei from behind....... lol

[Hwoarang]

What about standing to the middle of the dojo, and scream "I'm gonna beat you all to a pulp!!!" only to find out that you had walked into the wrong dojo and are about to be attacked by a bunch of angry Ninjas ?

[Sam]

or realising you're in the wrong dojo and their a bunch of people on anger management courses....lol

[tangsoodo]

never call the instructer by his or her first name

[Nick_sam]

why is that? is it just disrespectful?

[Nick_sam]

dont get a teenage mutant ninja turtle design printed on your gi.

better yet, dont go in dressed as a TMNT!

[mantis]

hehe...

use a kung fu move in a TKD sparring class and tell ur master that was Kung Fu..

he almost changed the way my face looks when i did!

[tangsoodo]

Start singing "Right foot left stomp" "Left foot left stomp" (forgot what the dance is called) and dancing to it while sparring lol

[karatekid1975]

hehe...

use a kung fu move in a TKD sparring class and tell ur master that was Kung Fu..

he almost changed the way my face looks when i did!

I can get away with that. The style TKD I train in is mixed with some kung fu

[SDFlower]

Call the instructor a disgusting sadist. Who knew sound carried so well in a dojo?

Forget that judo is a GRAPPLING martial art...and sidekick your uke. Alternatively, forget that Tae Kwon Do is NOT...and flip your sparring partner.

Yes, ladies and gents, I have done all these things. *wince*