senna_trem Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Don't start speaking with a japanese accent. Don't challenge kids younger than you to fights and then when your sensei remprimands you whine "But we're all at the same skill level!" "I think therefore I am" Rene Descartes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
June1 Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 *snicker* Kool Kiais: ICE! DIE! KITES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH! KIAI!"Know Thyself""Circumstances make me who I am." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saint Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Go to the kids class and "Dominate" like Krammer. (Seinfield episode where Krammer Takes Karate). Upon entering the dojang/ dojo let out a large keap at the top of your lungs, when people come over to ask what all the commotion is tell them you are fine. "Pain is the best instructor, but no one wants to go to his class." Choi, Hong Hi ITF Founder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostlySykanRyu Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 "Fail to look as though a technique is hurting you when doing partner work. This guarantees that the instructor will come up to show them how to do it, using you as the dummy. " Something similar happened to me. He used me as a test dummy, one of the green belts was to get me in mount, then interlock our legs to apply pressure to my knees. It wasn't successful, so he had a black belt apply the technique on me. It was a better attempt, but since I had seen the technique already, I knew that I just had to keep my legs too ridgid for him to move them. He had a lot of leverage, but still no dice. A few minutes later (and one very sweaty black belt), I was still laying there. That left only one person that could apply the technique...he did, and with a cross choke to boot LOL, 'twas fun to say the least. To condemn the art of another is to condemn your own as well. We all have the same origin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostlySykanRyu Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 "Fail to look as though a technique is hurting you when doing partner work. This guarantees that the instructor will come up to show them how to do it, using you as the dummy. " Something similar happened to me. He used me as a test dummy, one of the green belts was to get me in mount, then interlock our legs to apply pressure to my knees. It wasn't successful, so he had a black belt apply the technique on me. It was a better attempt, but since I had seen the technique already, I knew that I just had to keep my legs too ridgid for him to move them. He had a lot of leverage, but still no dice. A few minutes later (and one very sweaty black belt), I was still laying there. That left only one person that could apply the technique...he did, and with a cross choke to boot LOL, 'twas fun to say the least. To condemn the art of another is to condemn your own as well. We all have the same origin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
June1 Posted January 23, 2005 Share Posted January 23, 2005 Don't use a bo as a javelin and hurl it randomly. Kool Kiais: ICE! DIE! KITES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH! KIAI!"Know Thyself""Circumstances make me who I am." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran-Lilith Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Don't hit yourself with a bokken in the forehead. A) it hurts. B) it looks really stupid. C) it really does hurt. He who gains a victory over other men is strong; but he who gains a victory over himself is all powerful Lao-tsu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccerghost Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 I watched this one happen. My friend tried to impress this girl with his nunchaku skills and smacked himself in the face. Needless to say she wasn't too impressed I reject your reality and substitute my ownTime is a valuable thingWatch it fly by as the pendulum swings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
June1 Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 That tends to happen often! Not the impressing part, but the hit in the face c/o the nunchaku. Kool Kiais: ICE! DIE! KITES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH! KIAI!"Know Thyself""Circumstances make me who I am." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccerghost Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 too true too true. I reject your reality and substitute my ownTime is a valuable thingWatch it fly by as the pendulum swings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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