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What about standing to the middle of the dojo, and scream "I'm gonna beat you all to a pulp!!!" only to find out that you had walked into the wrong dojo and are about to be attacked by a bunch of angry Ninjas ?

-Right from the beginning, i realized you weren't a mere mortal...but i never imagined you were a cat!!!


-Remember kids! It's called "Cheating" only if you get caught!

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or realising you're in the wrong dojo and their a bunch of people on anger management courses....lol

  • 1 month later...
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dont get a teenage mutant ninja turtle design printed on your gi.

better yet, dont go in dressed as a TMNT!

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hehe...

use a kung fu move in a TKD sparring class and tell ur master that was Kung Fu..

he almost changed the way my face looks when i did!

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Start singing "Right foot left stomp" "Left foot left stomp" (forgot what the dance is called) and dancing to it while sparring lol

Tang Soo!

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hehe...

use a kung fu move in a TKD sparring class and tell ur master that was Kung Fu..

he almost changed the way my face looks when i did!

I can get away with that. The style TKD I train in is mixed with some kung fu :D

Laurie F

  • 2 weeks later...
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Call the instructor a disgusting sadist. Who knew sound carried so well in a dojo?

Forget that judo is a GRAPPLING martial art...and sidekick your uke. Alternatively, forget that Tae Kwon Do is NOT...and flip your sparring partner.

Yes, ladies and gents, I have done all these things. *wince*

Rule Number One: Your fellow classmates are people, not marks.

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