Hwoarang Posted June 27, 2005 Posted June 27, 2005 What about standing to the middle of the dojo, and scream "I'm gonna beat you all to a pulp!!!" only to find out that you had walked into the wrong dojo and are about to be attacked by a bunch of angry Ninjas ? -Right from the beginning, i realized you weren't a mere mortal...but i never imagined you were a cat!!!-Remember kids! It's called "Cheating" only if you get caught!
Sam Posted June 28, 2005 Posted June 28, 2005 or realising you're in the wrong dojo and their a bunch of people on anger management courses....lol
tangsoodo Posted August 3, 2005 Posted August 3, 2005 never call the instructer by his or her first name Tang Soo!
Nick_sam Posted August 3, 2005 Posted August 3, 2005 dont get a teenage mutant ninja turtle design printed on your gi.better yet, dont go in dressed as a TMNT!
mantis Posted August 4, 2005 Posted August 4, 2005 hehe... use a kung fu move in a TKD sparring class and tell ur master that was Kung Fu..he almost changed the way my face looks when i did!
tangsoodo Posted August 5, 2005 Posted August 5, 2005 Start singing "Right foot left stomp" "Left foot left stomp" (forgot what the dance is called) and dancing to it while sparring lol Tang Soo!
karatekid1975 Posted August 5, 2005 Posted August 5, 2005 hehe... use a kung fu move in a TKD sparring class and tell ur master that was Kung Fu..he almost changed the way my face looks when i did!I can get away with that. The style TKD I train in is mixed with some kung fu Laurie F
SDFlower Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 Call the instructor a disgusting sadist. Who knew sound carried so well in a dojo?Forget that judo is a GRAPPLING martial art...and sidekick your uke. Alternatively, forget that Tae Kwon Do is NOT...and flip your sparring partner.Yes, ladies and gents, I have done all these things. *wince* Rule Number One: Your fellow classmates are people, not marks.
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