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Well, I tried to NOT think about MAs for a while last night... just to see if I could do it. I tried to think about what I would do with the Billion Dollars.......... I ended up deciding I would spent it on traveling around to MA schools in different countries... maybe spend a few years over in Asia, learning a few different traditional styles.... Guess I lose. :(

Student: "Why did you hit that guy with a chair? Why didn't you use your karate?"

Master: "Hitting him with a chair was the only karate I could think of at the time."

Lesson: Practice until you don't have to think.

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I think my morals could allow me to lie about it for that price

 

LOL

 

1) All the time...

 

2) Yes, I could use hypnotherapy to help me stop for awhile, since it's an obsession.

"In the beginner's mind there are many possibilites, but in the expert's there are few."

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Musse

 

I'll tell you what, I'll cut off your left testicle while performing a traditional chinese broadsword form and we can split the money.

 

This way we both can still enjoy martial arts, well maybe not you at that exact moment but then we will still get a lot of money.

 

Note: I've never trained with the Chinese Broadsword, but for that amount of money I'll take it up after we collect!

A True Martial Arts Instructor is more of a guide than anything, on your way to developing the warrior within yourself!!!!!

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Musse

 

I'll tell you what, I'll cut off your left testicle while performing a traditional chinese broadsword form and we can split the money.

 

This way we both can still enjoy martial arts, well maybe not you at that exact moment but then we will still get a lot of money.

 

Note: I've never trained with the Chinese Broadsword, but for that amount of money I'll take it up after we collect!

 

I'll be glad to hold Musse down for a paltry 1%.

Student: "Why did you hit that guy with a chair? Why didn't you use your karate?"

Master: "Hitting him with a chair was the only karate I could think of at the time."

Lesson: Practice until you don't have to think.

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Shane, that's a deal, but remember, don't touch the right one !

 

That's my baby.

What would you do for three billion? :brow:

 

I don't think that's appropriate for this forum...

 

- Musse

"Be careful: The toes you step on today may be connected to the * you'll be kissing tomorrow"
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