Drunken Monkey Posted October 21, 2004 Posted October 21, 2004 .....i didn't do it for free y'know...... i got money for the alcohol and juices from each of the people involved in organising it. i just had free reign to do whatever i wanted. i think what shocked them the most were the strawberries and watermelon. hey, did i mention i can also cook? and um, for all you single girls out there, i also enjoy travelling, the arts and am on my to becoming an architect. if this sounds good please leave your name and phone number at my PM box..... post count is directly related to how much free time you have, not how intelligent you are."When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite."
Shane Posted October 21, 2004 Posted October 21, 2004 I have given all of my students the same nickname. This way there is no hard feelings and they feel comfortable performing my training routine. So anyways I call them all Danielson, and training consists of waxing my truck, painting the dojo walls, my house and sometimes the houses of friends of mine, I also contract them out to build decks and then sand them down at no extra cost. You might want to call this a traditial method of training, but no matter what you call it Im giving them the skills they need. A True Martial Arts Instructor is more of a guide than anything, on your way to developing the warrior within yourself!!!!!
foreveryoung001 Posted October 22, 2004 Posted October 22, 2004 Shane, Have I got an opportunity for you to train your students.... Now, I know we teach different arts, but maybe a little cross training into TKD.... Hmmm? I could give them a good lesson of rake the leaves in my yard, and get my deck winterized. And if you think they are advanced enough I could even show them reshingle my roof... but I usually reserve that training for the more advanced belts.... Student: "Why did you hit that guy with a chair? Why didn't you use your karate?"Master: "Hitting him with a chair was the only karate I could think of at the time."Lesson: Practice until you don't have to think.
battousai16 Posted October 24, 2004 Posted October 24, 2004 a few people in my old school called me batt, because i did a form with a sword with a blade reversed. i just took it out of my sensei's office without looking at it, cuz he had 5 or 6 in there, and that one looked the nicest. i didn't realise until later that it was backwards... i think it was a gift to him for novelty purposes or something, because the sword was balanced weird. at any rate, people call me bogbeast, since i used to train with my best buddy, and he started calling me that, and... gah, nicnames are never especially flattering. and, y'know, DM, if you can cook.... god knows no one in my family can, and my sister's 21... "I hear you can kill 200 men and play a mean six string at the same time..."-Six String Samurai
Beiner Posted October 24, 2004 Posted October 24, 2004 Nice karateforums dating service. Only nickname I ever got was crack. I was a lineman on my football team, and that all im gonna say
Drunken Monkey Posted October 24, 2004 Posted October 24, 2004 21? how about a pic...? but er, cheese state, obesity capital, something about uphill battle against family genetics.... i'm not so sure..... post count is directly related to how much free time you have, not how intelligent you are."When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite."
battousai16 Posted October 24, 2004 Posted October 24, 2004 she's a runner, don't worry... but i hear we look very similar "I hear you can kill 200 men and play a mean six string at the same time..."-Six String Samurai
foreveryoung001 Posted October 25, 2004 Posted October 25, 2004 Wow, Love Connection's got nothin' on KF My nickname used to be "The Shower" because I'd sweat so stickin' much when I worked out. It's still pretty nasty, but I'm the instructor now, so my nick name is usually "sir"... Student: "Why did you hit that guy with a chair? Why didn't you use your karate?"Master: "Hitting him with a chair was the only karate I could think of at the time."Lesson: Practice until you don't have to think.
battousai16 Posted October 25, 2004 Posted October 25, 2004 oh, that's another one, my instructor sometimes calls me "the wet dog". he was demonstrating a throw, and i sweat a lot in practice and this was towards the end, and i was pretty new and still learning how to fall. he threw me, i landed but not quite right and i made this "thwok" sound. he said i didn't go with the throw and that it was like trying to throw a dog in a bath tub. "I hear you can kill 200 men and play a mean six string at the same time..."-Six String Samurai
jos2thehua Posted October 31, 2004 Posted October 31, 2004 My nickname is jos2thehua which I got from one of my brothers wrestling pals. If yoy look at the name jos2thehua you can figure out what my real name is. 90% of teenagers have tried smoking pot OR drinking. If you're one of the 10% who hasn't, copy this and put it in your Signature
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