Master Jules Posted October 14, 2004 Author Posted October 14, 2004 Master Kirk stays with me anytime he wants, for as long as he needs....and he is a riot ! Hes a former chief of police, and current chief of the SPCC (society for the prevention of cruelty to children).....we do a lot of police tactical training, gun and knife disarms, forced entry techniques, stuff like that. Hes hysterical to just hang out with, but when we train, hes all business.....The night he attacked me with the shinai, I had just gotten home from the bar (working, not drinking)....and hes beating on me mercilessly with the shinai.....were makin all kinds of noise, and my girlfriend comes out of the bedroom.....he stops for a second, looks at her, says "oh sorry Nadia...did we wake you up ?".....she looks at me....looks at him....says (with a laugh)..."no....dont worry about it....how was work honey ?" I said fine.....she says to Master Kirk....."let the beatings continue"....laughs again and goes back to bed....LOL......he pulls that kinda stuff on me all the time.......Last time he was here, I came home from the gym, he was in my living room in his gi, hands taped with duct tape.....now...hes like a second father to me....and I hadnt seen him in a few months, so when I got home, he stopped twirling around, I walked over to him with my arms open to give him a hug and kiss hello.....as I approach, he fakes like hes gonna do the same, and cracks me in the jaw with a left hook, says ..."great to see you too.....hajime"....LOL......Nadia is just sittin on the couch laughing hysterically about how I "fell for that one".......even though I dropped him off at the airport yesterday, Im still leary about walking into my own house for fear of him popping out of nowhere and attacking me......but......its all good.......and now.......I miss him.....but.....I know hell be back to beat me relentlessly soon......and I cant wait. ~Master Jules......aka "The Sandman""I may be a trained killer......but Im really a nice guy"
Sandhoppa Posted October 14, 2004 Posted October 14, 2004 HAHAHAHAHAHA too cool! Cant wait til its my turn up at the MJ Dojo *cackles...then thinks about it...* im gonna get my * kicked! lol Sounds like you had fun with your master over MJ. Even more interesting that Nadia had a good time with it, thats one cool babe there. Hope you learned alot while he was there too The sand bringeth and the sand taketh away...Disciple of Master Jules' Temple of Sand Dojo
foreveryoung001 Posted October 14, 2004 Posted October 14, 2004 he leaps out of the shadows and starts attacking me with the shinai that we had been working with that afternoonhehe, reminds me of the movie, "Pink Panther." I was just thinking the same thing (calling out in the dark) Kato..... Student: "Why did you hit that guy with a chair? Why didn't you use your karate?"Master: "Hitting him with a chair was the only karate I could think of at the time."Lesson: Practice until you don't have to think.
Jinxx0r Posted October 18, 2004 Posted October 18, 2004 he leaps out of the shadows and starts attacking me with the shinai that we had been working with that afternoonhehe, reminds me of the movie, "Pink Panther." I was just thinking the same thing (calling out in the dark) Kato..... I was thinking Remo Williams... hehe. "In the beginner's mind there are many possibilites, but in the expert's there are few."
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