foreveryoung001 Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 Why does everyone think I'm paranoid??? Hey, just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean somebody isn't out to get you... Student: "Why did you hit that guy with a chair? Why didn't you use your karate?"Master: "Hitting him with a chair was the only karate I could think of at the time."Lesson: Practice until you don't have to think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
47MartialMan Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 Ah yes,-Pschology, one if my favorite subjects. Paranoias can be classified into three main categories. Which of the three do you have? -Paranoid Personality Disorder -Delusional (paranoid) Disorder -Paranoid Schizophrenia. I think the original poster has a mild case of Paranoid Personality Disorder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kicks Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 Ah yes,-Pschology, one if my favorite subjects. Paranoias can be classified into three main categories. Which of the three do you have? -Paranoid Personality Disorder -Delusional (paranoid) Disorder -Paranoid Schizophrenia. Somebody's got too much time on their hands. when you create the world's largest trailer park, you're going to have tornadoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreveryoung001 Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 Ah yes,-Pschology, one if my favorite subjects. Paranoias can be classified into three main categories. Which of the three do you have? -Paranoid Personality Disorder -Delusional (paranoid) Disorder -Paranoid Schizophrenia. Somebody's got too much time on their hands. I think you're blocking kicks... you need to open up. Here, lie down on the couch.... now, tell me about your mother.... Student: "Why did you hit that guy with a chair? Why didn't you use your karate?"Master: "Hitting him with a chair was the only karate I could think of at the time."Lesson: Practice until you don't have to think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 Thank you for the welcome! Sorry to be such a stick in the mud. I just pause with concern when I hear of young martial artists kicking there smaller siblings, and casting blame to their training. Study of the Arts should harness, not unleash. Honor all things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinxx0r Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 Just because there are black helicopters flying outside of my window every 15 minutes doesn't mean I'm paranoid... THERE THEY GO AGAIN! oh, just a truck... nevermind. "In the beginner's mind there are many possibilites, but in the expert's there are few." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
47MartialMan Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 Ah yes,-Pschology, one if my favorite subjects. Paranoias can be classified into three main categories. Which of the three do you have? -Paranoid Personality Disorder -Delusional (paranoid) Disorder -Paranoid Schizophrenia. Somebody's got too much time on their hands. Nah, someone had psychology courses cause he was at first a pysch major. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kicks Posted October 23, 2004 Share Posted October 23, 2004 I think you're blocking kicks... you need to open up. Here, lie down on the couch.... now, tell me about your mother My mother was a Saint. Then she got traded to the Giants. when you create the world's largest trailer park, you're going to have tornadoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreveryoung001 Posted October 23, 2004 Share Posted October 23, 2004 I think you're blocking kicks... you need to open up. Here, lie down on the couch.... now, tell me about your mother My mother was a Saint. Then she got traded to the Giants. Now we are making progress. Don't you feel better since you have opened up. HEY, IS SOME STANDING BEHIND YOU??????? oooops, my mistake. Student: "Why did you hit that guy with a chair? Why didn't you use your karate?"Master: "Hitting him with a chair was the only karate I could think of at the time."Lesson: Practice until you don't have to think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrideampPoise Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 Stop talking about me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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