DLopez Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 If he couldn't make you laugh, no one can! My mother had morning sickness after I was born. Once when I was lost I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said, "I don't know kid. There are so many places they can hide." I tell ya, I get no respect. I went to a hooker, and she told me "Not on the first date!" Oh, last week was a rough week. I noticed my gums were shrinking. I was brushing my teeth with Preparation H. I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown necktie. My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. You will be missed Rodney! DeanDahn Boh Nim - Black-Brown BeltKuk Sool Won"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow." - James Dean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 Yes. Patrick O'Keefe - KarateForums.com AdministratorHave a suggestion or a bit of feedback relating to KarateForums.com? Please contact me!KarateForums.com Articles - KarateForums.com Awards - Member of the Month - User Guidelines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreveryoung001 Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 Agreed! Student: "Why did you hit that guy with a chair? Why didn't you use your karate?"Master: "Hitting him with a chair was the only karate I could think of at the time."Lesson: Practice until you don't have to think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shotochem Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 Farewell Rodney. You will always have my R-E-S-P-E-C-T- !!! Pain is only temporary, the memory of that pain lasts a lifetime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveb Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 My favorite Rodney joke: I have a terrible sex life. My wife cut me down to just once a month. But it could be worse, 2 guys I know she cut out completely. Res firma, mitescere nescit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red J Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 "Now I know why tigers eat their young." CaddyShack I had to lose my mind to come to my senses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
battousai16 Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 ha, back to school is a classic; one of my all time favorites, if not just because my favorite author has a cameo god knows i'm gonna' miss him... "I hear you can kill 200 men and play a mean six string at the same time..."-Six String Samurai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveb Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 "I never got girls when I was a kid. One girl told me, `Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. There was nobody home." RIP Rodney Res firma, mitescere nescit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delta1 Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 "I tell ya, I get noe respect! I went to Washington DC. You'd think you could get respect in the nations capitol. I met the Surgeon General... he offered me a cigarette!" Another great one has gone. Freedom isn't free! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanuckMA Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 The loss of a Great One. Baruch Dayan Emett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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