DLopez Posted October 6, 2004 Posted October 6, 2004 If he couldn't make you laugh, no one can! My mother had morning sickness after I was born. Once when I was lost I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said, "I don't know kid. There are so many places they can hide." I tell ya, I get no respect. I went to a hooker, and she told me "Not on the first date!" Oh, last week was a rough week. I noticed my gums were shrinking. I was brushing my teeth with Preparation H. I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown necktie. My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. You will be missed Rodney! DeanDahn Boh Nim - Black-Brown BeltKuk Sool Won"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow." - James Dean
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foreveryoung001 Posted October 6, 2004 Posted October 6, 2004 Agreed! Student: "Why did you hit that guy with a chair? Why didn't you use your karate?"Master: "Hitting him with a chair was the only karate I could think of at the time."Lesson: Practice until you don't have to think.
shotochem Posted October 6, 2004 Posted October 6, 2004 Farewell Rodney. You will always have my R-E-S-P-E-C-T- !!! Pain is only temporary, the memory of that pain lasts a lifetime.
steveb Posted October 6, 2004 Posted October 6, 2004 My favorite Rodney joke: I have a terrible sex life. My wife cut me down to just once a month. But it could be worse, 2 guys I know she cut out completely. Res firma, mitescere nescit
Red J Posted October 6, 2004 Posted October 6, 2004 "Now I know why tigers eat their young." CaddyShack I had to lose my mind to come to my senses.
battousai16 Posted October 6, 2004 Posted October 6, 2004 ha, back to school is a classic; one of my all time favorites, if not just because my favorite author has a cameo god knows i'm gonna' miss him... "I hear you can kill 200 men and play a mean six string at the same time..."-Six String Samurai
steveb Posted October 6, 2004 Posted October 6, 2004 "I never got girls when I was a kid. One girl told me, `Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. There was nobody home." RIP Rodney Res firma, mitescere nescit
delta1 Posted October 6, 2004 Posted October 6, 2004 "I tell ya, I get noe respect! I went to Washington DC. You'd think you could get respect in the nations capitol. I met the Surgeon General... he offered me a cigarette!" Another great one has gone. Freedom isn't free!
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