thaiboxerken Posted October 2, 2004 Posted October 2, 2004 All you karate guys should be ashamed. Taking out your anger and frusterations on innocent boards is not nice. How would you feel if a tree came up and decided to break you in half?! Just kick 'em, they'll understand.- Me Apprentice Instructor under Guro Inosanto in Jun Fan Gung Fu and Filipinno Martial arts.Certified Instructor of Frank Cucci's Linxx system of martial arts.
foreveryoung001 Posted October 2, 2004 Posted October 2, 2004 I just happen to be looking out my window at pretty good sized pine tree... I think I could take it Student: "Why did you hit that guy with a chair? Why didn't you use your karate?"Master: "Hitting him with a chair was the only karate I could think of at the time."Lesson: Practice until you don't have to think.
thaiboxerken Posted October 2, 2004 Author Posted October 2, 2004 Don't let the Ents see you though. Just kick 'em, they'll understand.- Me Apprentice Instructor under Guro Inosanto in Jun Fan Gung Fu and Filipinno Martial arts.Certified Instructor of Frank Cucci's Linxx system of martial arts.
SaiFightsMS Posted October 2, 2004 Posted October 2, 2004 A tree tried to fall on my innocent car one time years before I ever began to routinely break boards.
foreveryoung001 Posted October 2, 2004 Posted October 2, 2004 A tree tried to fall on my innocent car one time years before I ever began to routinely break boards. This makes it sound personal. I've heard there are therepy groups if you would like to work out your anger towards our leafy friends... Reoeat after me..... trees are our friends.... trees are our friends.... Hey wait a tick.... I think that pine tree is trying to stare me down Student: "Why did you hit that guy with a chair? Why didn't you use your karate?"Master: "Hitting him with a chair was the only karate I could think of at the time."Lesson: Practice until you don't have to think.
Beiner Posted October 2, 2004 Posted October 2, 2004 Well if a tree saw you, you never know what it wood do...
monkeygirl Posted October 3, 2004 Posted October 3, 2004 Well, I used to hug trees. But then, this big leafy maple stopped "pining" for me in return, if you know what I mean. Next thing I know, there's this carved inscription: "Suzie & Tree 4Ever!!", and I ain't no Suzie. Ever since that painful betrayal, I decided it was time for a little payback. All's fair in love and war. 1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard.
SaiFightsMS Posted October 3, 2004 Posted October 3, 2004 And I thought it was such a lovely silver maple. I transplanted it there and watered it and took care of it. Then one day it tried to fall on my car.
DLopez Posted October 3, 2004 Posted October 3, 2004 A tree tried to fall on my innocent car one time years before I ever began to routinely break boards. I wonder, if nobody was around to hear it, "wood" it make a sound? DeanDahn Boh Nim - Black-Brown BeltKuk Sool Won"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow." - James Dean
Red J Posted October 3, 2004 Posted October 3, 2004 My neighbor broke his arm raking leaves. Of course, he claims he fell out of the tree but I suspect foul play on the tree's part. Well, the tree in question turned out to be all "bark." I had to lose my mind to come to my senses.
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