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What rank in AK are you? (BE HONEST, YOU CHEATER!)  

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  1. 1. What rank in AK are you? (BE HONEST, YOU CHEATER!)

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So, as a Junior black belt, am I a Junior Associate Instructor? (haha)(don't you just hate puns?)

 

Parkerlineage, could you explain the second degree jr. black belt?

 

When you take your adult test, what rank will you be?

I had to lose my mind to come to my senses.

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Yeah, they're not the same as the ones in the Steve Miller Band's song "The Joker".

I really love your peaches want to shake your tree...

However some people call me Maurice. :lol:

I had to lose my mind to come to my senses.

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no, really, i can't eat peaches.

 

i have an allergic reaction to some fruit.

 

my throat goes all funny and contracts somewhat,

 

and my lips an gums swell.

 

peaches, plums, apples, pears.

 

cherries are the worst.

 

cherries work in a delayed fashion.

 

i'd be okay for ten minutes then i can't speak.

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"When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite."

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in any case.

 

i don't do the peaches as refered to in 'monkey steals peaches'.

post count is directly related to how much free time you have, not how intelligent you are.


"When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite."

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My favorite Chinese name is...

 

'Attack of the Flaming Demon Monkey Which Stole the Peach that the Jealous Concubine was Going to Give'

 

Second degree junior black belt is a rank that was, as far as I know, invented by my instructor for me so that I didn't get bored over the past three years (it didn't work).

 

It simply means that I know the required techinques/katas and have the experience for both the first and second dan of black.

 

Unfortunately, Master Planas does not exactly see eye to eye with Professor Halsey, so, when I test, I get to go back down to one stripe. Kinda makes me want to stay a junior...plus, I get cool white stripes instead of red.

American Kenpo Karate- First Degree Black Belt

"He who hesitates, meditates in a horizontal position."

Ed Parker

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