A bear, a rabbit, and a genie.....

[Croy]

one day in the woods, a bear comes across a little rabbit holding a lamp and attempts to steal it from the little rabbit, in the pursueing arguement, a genie pops out and advises that each are to be granted 3 wishes.

 

the bear thinks about his 1st wish and says, "i want to be the only male bear in all of these woods." "DONE!" exclaims the genie and then looks down at the little rabbit who simply requests a nice home for his wife and little rabbit babies. "DONE!" yells the genie.

 

for the 2nd wish, the bears thinks about it, "on second thought, i wish i were the only male bear in all of this state" "DONE!" exclaims the genie. "i would like plenty of carrots and other fresh vegetables for my family" the rabbit kindly asks. "DONE!"

 

for the bears final wish, he thinks real hard, "Better yet, i wish i was the only male bear in the entire world and all other bears were female" "DONE!" finally, with a smile on his face, the rabbit looks up at the bear and points saying, "i wish he was gay" "DONE!"

 

when i heard this joke, all i could think was "DOH" hope you enjoyed it as much as i did

[Rick]

Hahaha, that's a funny joke man, i like it!

 

Rick