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Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't

 

He's not dead... he's electroencephalographically challenged.

 

Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

 

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

 

By the way, I live by this one

I reject your reality and substitute my own


Time is a valuable thing

Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings

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Confucious say...

 

Man who have no head cannot see.

Kool Kiais: ICE! DIE! KITES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH! KIAI!


"Know Thyself"


"Circumstances make me who I am."

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Confucious say don't mock an old man, have respect.

The cool summer breeze passes me by.

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Confucious say, man who drop watch in toilet have crapty time.

 

Confucious say, man trapped in pantry have @** in jam.

 

Confucious say, Man who eat to many prunes get good run for money.

 

Confucious say, he who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.

 

Confucious say, house without toilet is uncanny.

 

Lady who live in glass house should dress in basement.

 

Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.

 

Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.

 

Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.

 

Man who walk in middle of road get run over by bus.

 

Okay for crap to happen...will decompose.

 

People who make Confucious jokes speak bad english.

He who gains a victory over other men is strong; but he who gains a victory over himself is all powerful Lao-tsu

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Confucious say: Man who eat yellow snow will have tummy ache and bad aroma coming from mouth!

What the superior man seeks is in himself; what the small man seeks is in others. - Confucius

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Man with itchy backside have smelly finger

"...or maybe you are carrying a large vicious dog in your pocket." -Scottnshelly

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Ewwwwwwwwwwwww! :P (But true.)

Kool Kiais: ICE! DIE! KITES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH! KIAI!


"Know Thyself"


"Circumstances make me who I am."

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