soccerghost Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't He's not dead... he's electroencephalographically challenged. Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. By the way, I live by this one I reject your reality and substitute my ownTime is a valuable thingWatch it fly by as the pendulum swings
June1 Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 Confucious say... Man who have no head cannot see. Kool Kiais: ICE! DIE! KITES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH! KIAI!"Know Thyself""Circumstances make me who I am."
Taku-Shimazu Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 Confucious say don't mock an old man, have respect. The cool summer breeze passes me by.
Kieran-Lilith Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 Confucious say, man who drop watch in toilet have crapty time. Confucious say, man trapped in pantry have @** in jam. Confucious say, Man who eat to many prunes get good run for money. Confucious say, he who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons. Confucious say, house without toilet is uncanny. Lady who live in glass house should dress in basement. Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself. Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache. Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands. Man who walk in middle of road get run over by bus. Okay for crap to happen...will decompose. People who make Confucious jokes speak bad english. He who gains a victory over other men is strong; but he who gains a victory over himself is all powerful Lao-tsu
senna_trem Posted February 11, 2005 Posted February 11, 2005 Confucious say you're fired! "I think therefore I am" Rene Descartes
krzychicano Posted February 12, 2005 Posted February 12, 2005 Confucious say you're rehired! What the superior man seeks is in himself; what the small man seeks is in others. - Confucius
senna_trem Posted February 13, 2005 Posted February 13, 2005 Oy I outta! "I think therefore I am" Rene Descartes
krzychicano Posted February 16, 2005 Posted February 16, 2005 Confucious say: Man who eat yellow snow will have tummy ache and bad aroma coming from mouth! What the superior man seeks is in himself; what the small man seeks is in others. - Confucius
Nick_UKWC Posted February 16, 2005 Posted February 16, 2005 Man with itchy backside have smelly finger "...or maybe you are carrying a large vicious dog in your pocket." -Scottnshelly
June1 Posted February 17, 2005 Posted February 17, 2005 Ewwwwwwwwwwwww! (But true.) Kool Kiais: ICE! DIE! KITES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH! KIAI!"Know Thyself""Circumstances make me who I am."
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