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Does anyone have any Confucious Say jokes? I'll start us off.

 

Confucious Say he who runs in front of car gets tired and he who runs behind car gets exhausted.

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Confucious say.....

 

Man who run behind car get exhausted

 

Man who run in front of car get tired

 

He who farts in church sits in own pew

 

Baseball all wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk

 

Man who cut self while shaving, lose face

 

Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self

 

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there

Res firma, mitescere nescit

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He who paints toilets not necerssarily a shiit house painter.

 

Rick :karate: :up:

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Confucious say, man who stand on toilet, high on pot.

 

Confucious say, elevator smell different to midget.

 

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Passion transcends pain.

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Confucious Say:

 

Man with whole in pocket feel cocky all day.

 

Man with deadly hand must be careful when put on aftershave.

The more you sweat in peace the less you bleed in war.


The Winner is the one who makes the fewest mistakes.

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