DD Posted September 6, 2004 Share Posted September 6, 2004 Does anyone have any Confucious Say jokes? I'll start us off. Confucious Say he who runs in front of car gets tired and he who runs behind car gets exhausted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngelaG Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 Man who go through turnstile in airport sideways going to Bangkok. Tokonkai Karate-do Instructorhttp://www.karateresource.com Kata, Bunkai, Articles, Reviews, History, Uncovering the Myths, Discussion Forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveb Posted September 8, 2004 Share Posted September 8, 2004 Confucious say..... Man who run behind car get exhausted Man who run in front of car get tired He who farts in church sits in own pew Baseball all wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk Man who cut self while shaving, lose face Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self Man who drive like hell, bound to get there Res firma, mitescere nescit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
47MartialMan Posted September 11, 2004 Share Posted September 11, 2004 Confucius say: Hooker tha rides bike peddles her a** all over town Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 He who paints toilets not necerssarily a shiit house painter. Rick RJT: 2nd Degree Black Belt Freestyle Kickboxer - 3rd Gup HapKiDoist - 6th Kyu Zen Go Shu KarateKaJust Kick Them, They'll Understand...-TBK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
47MartialMan Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 ......"Man who loses key to girlfriend's apartement, get no new key" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pentex_camera Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 man how jumps in water usually gets wet the most powerful weapon is a credit card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mu Ryuk Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 Confucious say, man who stand on toilet, high on pot. Confucious say, elevator smell different to midget. Passion transcends pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
47MartialMan Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 Confucious say: He whom has small wiener-has nothing to "hide" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe2002 Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 Confucious Say: Man with whole in pocket feel cocky all day. Man with deadly hand must be careful when put on aftershave. The more you sweat in peace the less you bleed in war.The Winner is the one who makes the fewest mistakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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