Matousek Posted September 5, 2004 Posted September 5, 2004 A Bear and Rabbit happen to stop in the woods beside each other, and they both start having a crap. The Bear looks over to the Rabbit and asks " Do you have a problem with poo sticking to your fur?" The Rabbit replies, "No, I dont as a matter of fact..." "Good!" said the bear. The Bear picked up the Rabbit and wiped his but with the Rabbit. "Knowledge is Power!"~Matousek~Martial Arts
Ironberg Posted September 8, 2004 Posted September 8, 2004 That's just nasty! "An enlightened man would offer a weary traveler a bed for the night, and invite him to share a civilized conversation over a bowl of... Cocoa Puffs."
Matousek Posted September 8, 2004 Author Posted September 8, 2004 I know but its one of my favourites! "Knowledge is Power!"~Matousek~Martial Arts
Croy Posted September 12, 2004 Posted September 12, 2004 i just read this joke last night for the first time, must admit, i about fell off my chair laughing, defenitely a topic of alot my upcoming jokes in the future. tnx for the good laugh 1st Dan CTF TaekwondoShodan Tomiki Ryu Aikido
Matousek Posted September 13, 2004 Author Posted September 13, 2004 My father told me this one,I bust a gut laughing... "Knowledge is Power!"~Matousek~Martial Arts
monkeygirl Posted September 13, 2004 Posted September 13, 2004 I'm always reminded of this joke when I see those darned Charmin commercials with the bears in the woods. 1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard.
Kicks Posted September 13, 2004 Posted September 13, 2004 I'm always reminded of this joke when I see those darned Charmin commercials with the bears in the woods. LOL, you too?! I thought I was the only one with a warped mind! when you create the world's largest trailer park, you're going to have tornadoes
Matousek Posted September 13, 2004 Author Posted September 13, 2004 I think Charmin got the idea from this joke. Maybe the bear used up all the rabits in the forest lol! "Knowledge is Power!"~Matousek~Martial Arts
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