How to give a cat a pill.

[senna_trem]

I heard this I researched it and found it to be true in odd circumstances:

 

If you die and your house is locked tight with your cat inside and no food for the cat, the cat will eat you.

 

If you die and your house is locked tight with your dog inside and no food for the dog, the dog will NOT eat you.

 

I hate both cats and dogs. Pukey, pooing little pests. Pah!

[June1]

That's awful. See, that's exactly why my mom hates cats. According to her, they're traitors. One minute they're licking your fingers, the next, they're chomping down on them.

 

I used to adore cats, but I'm turning into more of a dog person now. *sigh*

[Menjo]

very interesting

[aruder]

my dog will eat any small object held in your hand... loose change, bottle caps, pills... he thinks anything small is a treat

[Belasko]

I have learned that one already from experience. However I've never seen it so eloquently written out. At least not is a family friendly version

[supajuice]

here is a simple one:

(1) shove pill into your hand and scream.

(2) shove cat into other hand.

(3) shove open cat's mouth.

(4) shove it in, shove it in!

(5) shove. this is a backup only if the cat doesn't take it. shave cat fur off and open cat military school.

(6) shove it open on a big heated area.

(7) shove open your mouth and perform evil laghter but live shovinglly ever after. teh end.