senna_trem Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 I heard this I researched it and found it to be true in odd circumstances: If you die and your house is locked tight with your cat inside and no food for the cat, the cat will eat you. If you die and your house is locked tight with your dog inside and no food for the dog, the dog will NOT eat you. I hate both cats and dogs. Pukey, pooing little pests. Pah! "I think therefore I am" Rene Descartes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
June1 Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 That's awful. See, that's exactly why my mom hates cats. According to her, they're traitors. One minute they're licking your fingers, the next, they're chomping down on them. I used to adore cats, but I'm turning into more of a dog person now. *sigh* Kool Kiais: ICE! DIE! KITES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH! KIAI!"Know Thyself""Circumstances make me who I am." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menjo Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 very interesting "Time is what we want most, but what we use worst"William Penn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aruder Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 my dog will eat any small object held in your hand... loose change, bottle caps, pills... he thinks anything small is a treat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belasko Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 I have learned that one already from experience. However I've never seen it so eloquently written out. At least not is a family friendly version Getting a blackbelt just says you have learned the basics and are ready to actually study the form as an art. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supajuice Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 here is a simple one:(1) shove pill into your hand and scream.(2) shove cat into other hand.(3) shove open cat's mouth.(4) shove it in, shove it in!(5) shove. this is a backup only if the cat doesn't take it. shave cat fur off and open cat military school.(6) shove it open on a big heated area.(7) shove open your mouth and perform evil laghter but live shovinglly ever after. teh end. I slayed 200 flies with my foot and I got to poke a bird before it went away. I always wanted to do that...STICKAAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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