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I brake for hallucinations

 

or

 

If you can read this Im gonna slam on my breaks and sue

 

or the little fish with 2 legs and the word darwin in it

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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left. (or just a u-turn)

Make'm cry or get disqualified.


The more you sweat in the dojo, the less you bleed on the streets.

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Somewhere in Texas, a villiage is missing an idiot.

Just kick 'em, they'll understand.- Me

Apprentice Instructor under Guro Inosanto in Jun Fan Gung Fu and Filipinno Martial arts.

Certified Instructor of Frank Cucci's Linxx system of martial arts.

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Doing My Part To Piss Off the Religious Right

 

Don't Pray In Our School & I Won't Think In Your Church Sticker

Just kick 'em, they'll understand.- Me

Apprentice Instructor under Guro Inosanto in Jun Fan Gung Fu and Filipinno Martial arts.

Certified Instructor of Frank Cucci's Linxx system of martial arts.

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Anybody here from Texas? I saw one the other day day that said "Let's Mess with Texas"

when you create the world's largest trailer park, you're going to have tornadoes

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Horn broken, watch for finger

Res firma, mitescere nescit

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On family guy, peter becomes more in touch with his feminine side and gets "My other Pe*is is a Vag*na"

 

Sick, and hilarious!

Practice more if you wanna pass that grading!

Brown (2th kyu) Trodai Karate, training for Black. Ready to become a Capoeirista once more.

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On a car: Get in, sit down, Shut up, And hang on

 

On the back of a male bikies shirt: If you can read this the bit*h fell off

When I Am Done Sheding My Tears

I Will Start To Shed The Blood Of My Enemies

And Punish All Who Did Me Wrong.

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