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Have you ever pulled a prank on your students?

 

Once I had some young students who were "know it alls". So I challenged them to use their martial arts discipline and power to float off the ground. They said that it was impossible. So, using the Balducci Levitation method made popular by David Blaine, I levitated right in front of them. That kept them humble for a while. :P

when you create the world's largest trailer park, you're going to have tornadoes

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Balducci Levitaition? Sounds interesting, got more info on it?

A Black Belt is just a white belt that don't know when to quit!

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This is a good one if you're evil :bigwink:

 

Get yourself two ketchup packets and roll one end up real tight. Go into the restroom of whatever fast food place you are in and place the rolled up ketchup packets under the little knobs on the bottom of the toilet seat. Make sure to aim the packets out towards where the feet would be of someone who would be sitting down. Gently place the toilet seat upon the rolled up packets and get the h ell out of there.

 

When the next person sits down his shorts should be shot full of bright red ketchup! Ta da!!

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This is a good one if you're evil :bigwink:

 

Get yourself two ketchup packets and roll one end up real tight. Go into the restroom of whatever fast food place you are in and place the rolled up ketchup packets under the little knobs on the bottom of the toilet seat. Make sure to aim the packets out towards where the feet would be of someone who would be sitting down. Gently place the toilet seat upon the rolled up packets and get the h ell out of there.

 

When the next person sits down his shorts should be shot full of bright red ketchup! Ta da!!

 

I'm so gonna try that one :D

Passion transcends pain.

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Another good one is to take the top off the toilet and take the hose that refills the tank. Place the hose on the outside of the tank and aim it about the middle of tank. Gently place the toilet lid back on, taking care not to squeeze the hose shut. Get the h ell out of there.

 

When the next person(victim) comes along to use the toilet and flushes.....TaDa..WET CROTCH!!!!

 

Me and toilets.....the fun never stops

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Well, I'm a mere student, but we did play a trick on our instructor. He went on vacation for a week, so his instructor was teaching our classes, and he took some form, 1 kata if I recall correctly, and changed 1 move in it, and told all the students to do that 1 move differently. Well, our instructor came back, and after watching someone's 1 kata, he corrected the student. Right away, everyone jumped in with, "No, you told us it was this". It lasted about three days before one of the kids cracked.

Sensei at end of class: "Does anyone have any questions?"


Student: "Yeah, when do we get to do the slow-mo, mid-air, matrix style moves?"

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