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Why very old people should stay away from karate!


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Old people suppose not attend karate, because they dont have Much Energy for kicking. stuffs like that... they cant take hard

 

jobs. They should did it since they were little. so they can move faster!

 

 

Cougar

KENPO Green belt master

  • 3 months later...
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I just want to know if they were more excited about the marital aids or the martial arts... :D ...cute story.

I had to lose my mind to come to my senses.

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he he he :lol: :lol: :lol:

Goju Ryu Karate-do and Okinawan Kobudo, 17 Years Old 1st kyu Brown Belt in in Goju Ryu Karate-do, & Shodan in Okinawan Kobudo

Given enough time, any man may master the physical. With enough knowledge, any man may become wise. It is the true warrior who can master both....and surpass the result.

I AM CANADIAN

  • 4 weeks later...
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Alas, very bad typers should stay away from the martial arts as well. :nod:

 

October 19th has been declared National Martial Arts day. This was typed up in our October Newsletter and given out to the students in the kids' classes. Last night, as I was printing out more for the adult classes, I realized something: Apparently October 19th is also National MARITAL Arts Day! *sigh* all the children went home with newsletters saying so....can't wait to feel the backlash from THAT one! :lol:

1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003


No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard.

  • 4 months later...
Posted

ah, there is a correlation between martial arts expertise and poor spelling ... or bad typers (just take a look through this forum for proof of that! :lol: )

 

"Marital Art"....imagine if you could learn the "art of a perfect marriage"....

 

White belt beginners would learn standard defenses against insinuation,

 

and proper stances to avoid items thrown at them, and then proceed to yellow, green, purple blue and then brown belts.

 

A black belt will have instinctively perfected their skills at accepting criticism, remembering birthdays and anniversaries, buying spontaneous gifts of affection and repeating the mantra 'I love you' at least twenty times a day.

 

It can take a lifetime to achieve mastery. :nod:

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Hahahaha that must have been soooo hilarious :lol: when you found out!!! I bet you anything my grandparents would have done the samething... :wink:

"Defeat is not defeat unless it is accepted as reality in your own mind"

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