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Lots of theatre warmups:

 

The big black bug bit the big brown bear, made the big brown bear bleed blood.

 

Red leather, yellow leather, good blood, bad blood.

 

To sit in solemn silence in a deep, dark dock

 

In a pestilential prison with a lifelong lock

 

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

 

From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.

 

And my favorite:

 

What a to-do to die today at a minute or two to two--a thing distinctly hard to say, but harder still to do. For they'll beat a tattoo at twenty to two, a-rat-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-too, and the dragon will come when he hears the drum at a minute or two to two today, at a minute or two to two.

 

 

Chris Tessone

Brown Belt, Kuk Sool Won

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Is this your sister's sixth zither, sir?

 

 

when you do your best it`s going to show.

"If you watch the pros, You will learn something new"

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when you do your best it`s going to show.

"If you watch the pros, You will learn something new"

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"I saw three ships sail into sight"

 

"The Leith police dismisseth us"

 

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?"

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My karma will run over your dogma

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say that 5 times fast.

when you do your best it`s going to show.

"If you watch the pros, You will learn something new"

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Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled peppers. If Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick ?

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- Charlie Brown

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