Guest Posted July 23, 2004 Posted July 23, 2004 that you're in a mcdojo. 10. You instructor has a Grandmasters Certificate. In Crayon. 9. The Senior Assistant Instructor is a 4 year old black belt. 8. The sign in the window says the school trains in more than 10 martial arts. 7. on the menu you see value blackbelt plan #1 and 2 and 3.... 6. Your instructor tries to sell you Amway products. 5. While examining the schools tournament trophies, you find 3 for spelling bees. 4. Reading the contract for the school is considered a kata (and a long one at that). 3. No one sweats. 2. While at a tournament, your opponent finds out who your teacher is and high-fives his teacher. 1. When paying for your belt examinations, the instructor asks: "Do you want fries with that?" not my work btw..saw it somewhere.
aefibird Posted July 23, 2004 Posted July 23, 2004 Good. I especially like number 4! "Was it really worth it? Only time and death may ever tell..." The Beautiful South - The Rose of My CologneSheffield Steelers!
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