Guest Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 that you're in a mcdojo. 10. You instructor has a Grandmasters Certificate. In Crayon. 9. The Senior Assistant Instructor is a 4 year old black belt. 8. The sign in the window says the school trains in more than 10 martial arts. 7. on the menu you see value blackbelt plan #1 and 2 and 3.... 6. Your instructor tries to sell you Amway products. 5. While examining the schools tournament trophies, you find 3 for spelling bees. 4. Reading the contract for the school is considered a kata (and a long one at that). 3. No one sweats. 2. While at a tournament, your opponent finds out who your teacher is and high-fives his teacher. 1. When paying for your belt examinations, the instructor asks: "Do you want fries with that?" not my work btw..saw it somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aefibird Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Good. I especially like number 4! "Was it really worth it? Only time and death may ever tell..." The Beautiful South - The Rose of My CologneSheffield Steelers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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