Chickens

[Mart]

UPDATE: So i was at my dads yesterday and feeding the chickens. They stand there and peck the ground. This made me mad so i threatend them with the oven but they just looked at me like they dont understand what im saying. But i know they understand. I have a suspision they are trying to escape.

 

I think they may be diggin a tunnel. You see the round blobs of dirt drop from there backsides. I think they are digging and putting the dirtn their featers there and droppping it from there backside in the hope i wont notice.

 

I have taken who i suspect to be the ringleader in for interrogation but it just played dumb and stared at me.

 

Im also convinced they are trying to learn to fly. I recently noticed their arms are shped like wings and saw one f them actually flapping.

 

its all getting sinister and i dont like it. I dont like it one bit.

 

next thing you know they will find some clever way to put chickens in those egg things they make and smuggle them out that way.

 

I will keep you posted.

[DLopez]

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!

 

P.S. - Did I mention I LOVE chicken? Especially BBQ'd!

[Mart]

shush. not so loud, theyll here you.

 

Chicken will come youre way soon.

[writerlady04]

Chicken is really Good-- umm i can smell it already- Fried, Baked, BBQ, i better stop talking about it before i get hungry

[June1]

Yummy! I love chicken. In fact, we have some from Swiss Chalet sitting on the table... But that's for my dad's dinner today. I'm having an omelet and bean salad.

Has anyone here tried frog legs? People always say it tastes like chicken. How can that be?

[writerlady04]

it does taste like chicken

[GhostlySykanRyu]

If frog legs taste like chicken, why not just...eat chicken? Surely chickens are easier to cultivate, and are less axpensive.

[ShotokanKid]

My neighbor's rooster tried to attack me (I hate that thing) and I took my umbrella and knocked him over. My dad then showed me how to chase it with a stick, aiming for the legs, problem solved.

[pineapple]

I had chickens that followed me wherever I went in the yard. I ate a couple of them but I gave the rest away. I couldn't enjoy eating my pets.

[aefibird]

My karate instructor keeps chickens.

I think he musta tried showing them a few techniques once, because they keep attacking him lately. Hmm, maybe they've been reading about pre-emptive striking??

When I lived in Ghana for a while we had a running joke that whatever was in the food was "chicken". By saying that, it meant that my friend could eat the food (if she thought it was 'chicken' then she would eat it) and the rest of us could try food that was a little more...ahem...adventurous.