Mart Posted May 26, 2004 Author Share Posted May 26, 2004 UPDATE: So i was at my dads yesterday and feeding the chickens. They stand there and peck the ground. This made me mad so i threatend them with the oven but they just looked at me like they dont understand what im saying. But i know they understand. I have a suspision they are trying to escape. I think they may be diggin a tunnel. You see the round blobs of dirt drop from there backsides. I think they are digging and putting the dirtn their featers there and droppping it from there backside in the hope i wont notice. I have taken who i suspect to be the ringleader in for interrogation but it just played dumb and stared at me. Im also convinced they are trying to learn to fly. I recently noticed their arms are shped like wings and saw one f them actually flapping. its all getting sinister and i dont like it. I dont like it one bit. next thing you know they will find some clever way to put chickens in those egg things they make and smuggle them out that way. I will keep you posted. Seize the day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DLopez Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!! P.S. - Did I mention I LOVE chicken? Especially BBQ'd! DeanDahn Boh Nim - Black-Brown BeltKuk Sool Won"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow." - James Dean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mart Posted May 26, 2004 Author Share Posted May 26, 2004 shush. not so loud, theyll here you. Chicken will come youre way soon. Seize the day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
writerlady04 Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 Chicken is really Good-- umm i can smell it already- Fried, Baked, BBQ, i better stop talking about it before i get hungry Life is a book, you have to read it to achieve it- invent your own novel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
June1 Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 Yummy! I love chicken. In fact, we have some from Swiss Chalet sitting on the table... But that's for my dad's dinner today. I'm having an omelet and bean salad. Has anyone here tried frog legs? People always say it tastes like chicken. How can that be? Kool Kiais: ICE! DIE! KITES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH! KIAI!"Know Thyself""Circumstances make me who I am." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
writerlady04 Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 it does taste like chicken Life is a book, you have to read it to achieve it- invent your own novel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostlySykanRyu Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 If frog legs taste like chicken, why not just...eat chicken? Surely chickens are easier to cultivate, and are less axpensive. To condemn the art of another is to condemn your own as well. We all have the same origin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShotokanKid Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 My neighbor's rooster tried to attack me (I hate that thing) and I took my umbrella and knocked him over. My dad then showed me how to chase it with a stick, aiming for the legs, problem solved. "What we do in life, echoes in eternity.""We must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pineapple Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 I had chickens that followed me wherever I went in the yard. I ate a couple of them but I gave the rest away. I couldn't enjoy eating my pets. What works works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aefibird Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 My karate instructor keeps chickens. I think he musta tried showing them a few techniques once, because they keep attacking him lately. Hmm, maybe they've been reading about pre-emptive striking?? When I lived in Ghana for a while we had a running joke that whatever was in the food was "chicken". By saying that, it meant that my friend could eat the food (if she thought it was 'chicken' then she would eat it) and the rest of us could try food that was a little more...ahem...adventurous. "Was it really worth it? Only time and death may ever tell..." The Beautiful South - The Rose of My CologneSheffield Steelers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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