Chang Posted April 18, 2004 Posted April 18, 2004 A blonde goes to the doctors office for help. Finally, the doctor sees the blonde and asks what her problem is. The blonde says, "Every time I touch my knee it hurts, and every time I touch my breasts it hurts, and every time I touch my head it hurts. Can you please help me doc. " Well the doc. examines her for a sec, and says I found the problem. The blonde replies, "What is it doc." The doc. says your finger is broke.
Ironberg Posted April 19, 2004 Posted April 19, 2004 LOL! "An enlightened man would offer a weary traveler a bed for the night, and invite him to share a civilized conversation over a bowl of... Cocoa Puffs."
angelica d Posted April 19, 2004 Posted April 19, 2004 Its not PC but . . . hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahaha! "Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals . . . except the weasel."- Homer J Simpson
Mc. Steve Posted April 19, 2004 Posted April 19, 2004 S'a goodun. Is there a thread for a load of these, coz I got so many. Maybe we could change em to "A non martial artist blonde..." or sumnt. Maybe not? World famour for idiotography6th Kyu Wado Ryu5th Gup Tang Soo Do1st Dan Origami
Red Triangle student Posted April 24, 2004 Posted April 24, 2004 LOL! "To be elated at success, and dissappointed at defeat, is to be the child of Circumstances." I wish I followed that rule! ^^ I hate Losing!
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