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Best Chat-up line?


Rich_2k3

Best one-liner?  

15 members have voted

  1. 1. Best one-liner?

    • Can I buy you a drink?
      7
    • I have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
      3
    • Did it hurt when you fell from heaven ?
      1
    • If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put you and I together
      2
    • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again
      2


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I think the general idea is that a chat-up line is just a converation starter. I can't belive people say them seriousally.

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No, I have to disagree. I know one guy who is really that cheesey! Even when we were in high school together he would ask girls out using the above 'conversation openers' *cough* Although I think maybe he's one of a very small population!

"Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals . . . except the weasel."

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Im a wiener when I comes to randomly talking to a girl and if I used a cheesy line...not only would it come out wrong...i'd probably get hit. I tend to stick to basic talk like, " do I know you" or "I would have kicked myself for weeks if I didnt come over and talk to you". Basic Hi works well too.

#1"The road to tae kwan leep is an endless road leading into the herizon, you must fully understand its ways". #2"but i wanna wax the walls with people now" #1"come ed gruberman, your first lesson is here.....boot to the head" #2"ouch, you kicked me in the head", #1"you learn quickly ed gruberman"

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Those "cheesy pick up lines" do actually work, it just depends on how you say them. A friend of mine will flirt with just about any female he sees, and he always uses something cheesy, like, "wanna see a magic trick?" and he'll perform the lamest, most obvious magic trick you can think of. What allows him to get away with it is that he has a load of self confidence (not to be confused with arrogance) and when he says them, he does it in a way so that the girl knows that they're not supposed to be taken seriously and he's just trying to get a smile out of her, not trying to get into her pants. Usually, the girls respond with smile and "you're such a dork" and boom, he has a date. How does he do it? I have no idea.

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Lol, I really do think self-confidence has alot to do with it. If you go up to someone and act all shy and dont know what to say, there probably not gonna go for it, but if you just be yourself...(in most cases, unless your really wierd) then things should be fine. I asked a girl to the movies that I kinda know the other night and she said ok. So I gave her my # and am hoping she calls. But thats all it takes, just be nice and show them your interested and all should go well! :)

#1"The road to tae kwan leep is an endless road leading into the herizon, you must fully understand its ways". #2"but i wanna wax the walls with people now" #1"come ed gruberman, your first lesson is here.....boot to the head" #2"ouch, you kicked me in the head", #1"you learn quickly ed gruberman"

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A lad here teases us with this one

 

"Want to see my magic watch?"

 

"Why's it magic?"

 

"It can tell me what colour underwear you have on"

 

"Go on then, what colour then?"

 

"Oh, it say you aren't wearing any"

 

"I am"

 

Glares at watch....

 

"Oh sorry, it's a couple of hours fast" :-)

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lol....I like that one.

 

Id be tempted to use just about anything right now....im not having the best girl luck

#1"The road to tae kwan leep is an endless road leading into the herizon, you must fully understand its ways". #2"but i wanna wax the walls with people now" #1"come ed gruberman, your first lesson is here.....boot to the head" #2"ouch, you kicked me in the head", #1"you learn quickly ed gruberman"

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  • 2 weeks later...

Once heard this one actually being used:

 

"I think i'll go to the church and thank god for creating a fine being like you"

 

(roughly translated to english cause it was originaly in dutch)

 

To my surprise he didn't get slapped, she did walk away though. This coming from a guy who really thought that he was the man, guess he really needed a lesson in modesty (and a biology lesson would't hurt too :) ).

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