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Best one-liner?  

15 members have voted

  1. 1. Best one-liner?

    • Can I buy you a drink?
      7
    • I have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
      3
    • Did it hurt when you fell from heaven ?
      1
    • If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put you and I together
      2
    • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again
      2


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Posted (edited)

Which of these are the chat-up lines? Would they work on you :D ?

Edited by Rich_2k3

"When my enemy contracts I expand and when he expands I contract" - Bruce Lee

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Posted

I like, "was your father a theif"? And there like "no" then you can say, "I was asking because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes".

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Posted

Best one for me personally is "Can I buy you a drink?" All the others are waaaaay too cheesy for my liking.

 

One of my faves is a regional one from where I live - "Get yer coat, love, yer've pulled!"

 

It cracks me up everytime I hear someone use it or hear of someone who has used it.

"Was it really worth it? Only time and death may ever tell..." The Beautiful South - The Rose of My Cologne


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Posted

Well, ist one thats used a lot round my area of the UK, usually in a town called Barnsley.

 

Basically, if a lad is in a nightclub and he sees a lass that he likes he might go up to her and say that chat-up line.

 

"Get your coat, 'cos you've managed to 'pull' me and we're gonna go outside and...!" is what it is meaning.

 

If the girl likes the lad she might laugh at his cheeikness and let him buy her a drink. If she thinks he's a jumped up arrogant little * then she'd do well to slap him one.

 

Mostly that chat-up line is used in jest but some men don't see that and take it for real that they're the greatest and women should fall at their feet.

 

Huh, there's guys like that everywhere :(

"Was it really worth it? Only time and death may ever tell..." The Beautiful South - The Rose of My Cologne


Sheffield Steelers!

Posted

Yeah, aefibird, that's popular round here too. Although I've never had a chat up line used on me - ever! (although judging by some of the ones i've read here, i might be lucky!) I've always had to chat the guy up ... usually when very very drunk (that's how I got my fiance!) :D

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Posted

Ah! I'm glad someone else has heard of that one.

"Was it really worth it? Only time and death may ever tell..." The Beautiful South - The Rose of My Cologne


Sheffield Steelers!

Posted

Can I buy you a drink

Ah! I'm glad someone else has heard of that one.

Of course I heard of that-un, but not heard of it actually used.

 

"Whats a nice place like this doing in a girl like you?" Whoops I mean...

 

Coctail Bar:

 

"Would you like a wormdo?"

 

"Whats a wormdo?"

 

*Wiggles finger* "It goes like this"

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Posted

Aefibird, I got those chatup lines from a website, they were under best chatup-lines. There was also a list of worst chat-up lines and "get your coat, u've pulled" was on there! Its abit of a cheeky one really, but it may work now and again, if the person really likes you.

"When my enemy contracts I expand and when he expands I contract" - Bruce Lee

Posted

Gfaw, gfaw! I think not. Any girl (or fellah) who falls for a chat up line should be seriously smacked and the "chatter-upper" even more so.

 

If a person likes you, they make it clear enough so no lines are needed. If you have to push yourself onto them and hence, force them to notice you, then you've already lost.

 

:)

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