Northren Ogre Posted April 10, 2004 Posted April 10, 2004 A vampire bat returns to the cave one night with his face full of fresh blood. All the sleeping bats in the cave are awakened by the smell of the blood and begin to pester the bloody bat about where he found the blood. finally after all the questions the bat says "Ok I'll show you..." All the bats fly out of the cave and fly for a bit. the Bat tells the others"You see that oak tree down there???" The other bats reply "YEs ! Yes!" to which the bloody bat replies"Because I sure didn't!" http://prkickboxing.tripod.com
ramymensa Posted April 11, 2004 Posted April 11, 2004 I knew it, but I always seem to laugh at it. It;s so funny World Shotokan Karate
Ironberg Posted April 12, 2004 Posted April 12, 2004 LOL! "An enlightened man would offer a weary traveler a bed for the night, and invite him to share a civilized conversation over a bowl of... Cocoa Puffs."
Mc. Steve Posted April 13, 2004 Posted April 13, 2004 (edited) IGNORE So what, the punchline is "bats cant see" Maybe one of those things you have to be sober to find funny. Or maybe I'm just an idiot.... damn EDIT: Made it all small so as not to ruin it. Such a fool stephen. Tch EDIT2: Why wont it go small? Edited April 19, 2004 by Mc. Steve World famour for idiotography6th Kyu Wado Ryu5th Gup Tang Soo Do1st Dan Origami
TheDevilAside Posted April 13, 2004 Posted April 13, 2004 lol, I've found that trying to explain why jokes are funny completely ruins it.. so I'm not going to try. "If you're going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill
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