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Northren Ogre

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A vampire bat returns to the cave one night with his face full of fresh blood. All the sleeping bats in the cave are awakened by the smell of the blood and begin to pester the bloody bat about where he found the blood. finally after all the questions the bat says "Ok I'll show you..."

 

All the bats fly out of the cave and fly for a bit. the Bat tells the others"You see that oak tree down there???" The other bats reply "YEs ! Yes!" to which the bloody bat replies"Because I sure didn't!"

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LOL!

"An enlightened man would offer a weary traveler a bed for the night, and invite him to share a civilized conversation over a bowl of... Cocoa Puffs."

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IGNORE So what, the punchline is "bats cant see"

 

Maybe one of those things you have to be sober to find funny. Or maybe I'm just an idiot.... damn

 

EDIT: Made it all small so as not to ruin it. Such a fool stephen. Tch

 

EDIT2: Why wont it go small?

Edited by Mc. Steve

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