doubletwist Posted November 9, 2004 Posted November 9, 2004 Bad Cop. No Donut! - "Failure is the opportunity to begin again, more intelligently." Benjamin Franklin-"If you always do what you've always done you'll always be what you've always been." Dale Carnegie
ShotokanKid Posted January 19, 2005 Posted January 19, 2005 I haven't seen this yet so I'll post it: Gee that's great officer! The last five cops let me off with warnings too! "What we do in life, echoes in eternity.""We must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men."
June1 Posted January 19, 2005 Posted January 19, 2005 Swear nonstop, like your life depends on it. Make every word out of your mouth a swear until he/she apprehends you. Kool Kiais: ICE! DIE! KITES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH! KIAI!"Know Thyself""Circumstances make me who I am."
soccerghost Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 Pulled over you: think fast officer pulled over again cop: do you know how fast you were going you: if i told you i'd have to kill you(very bad idea) I reject your reality and substitute my ownTime is a valuable thingWatch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Cmon Posted February 10, 2005 Posted February 10, 2005 Cop: Are you drunk? You: No sir, im not under the alfluence incohol.
isshinryu5toforever Posted February 16, 2005 Posted February 16, 2005 All you got is that wimpy .38 special? Check out this .357 mag. Hey! Aren't you that guy from the Village People?! You know, I was thinking about being a cop. I decided to finish high school instead. Why do you have to ask if I've been drinking? You're supposed to be the trained professional here. He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.- Tao Te Ching"Move as swift as a wind, stay as silent as forest, attack as fierce as fire, undefeatable defense like a mountain."- Sun Tzu, the Art of War
Gilbert Posted March 3, 2005 Posted March 3, 2005 police: why were you going fast? You: to be honest officer i need to take a dump.. trust me, it works...............all the time Even the most powerful human being has a limited sphere of strength. Draw him outside of that sphere and into your own, and his strength will dissipate.
mindsedgeblade Posted March 4, 2005 Posted March 4, 2005 P: Those are soda cans in the back seat, right? Y: Nope. Or start bragging about winning the local beer pong champiosnhip. P: Here's your ticket. Y: Wait, Officer, this ticket says 65 in a 50mph zone. When did you catch me again? I was doing Twice that a few minutes ago. The best a man can hope foris, over the course of his lifetime,to change for the better.
ShotokanKid Posted March 6, 2005 Posted March 6, 2005 What????? This says I was only doing 55 in a 45 zone! Come on, I had to have been going faster than that! "What we do in life, echoes in eternity.""We must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men."
MASIsshinryu Posted March 6, 2005 Posted March 6, 2005 "I was almost a cop, but then they found out my parents weren't siblings." "Tomorrow's battle is won during today's practice."M.A.S.
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