Zaine Posted September 8, 2005 Posted September 8, 2005 Police: Sir do you know why i pulled you over....Man: No sirPolice: you were swerving, have you had a few drinks tonight?Man: Hey, I swear to drunk im not God Martial arts training is 30% classroom training, 70% solo training.https://www.instagram.com/nordic_karate/
karatekid1975 Posted September 8, 2005 Posted September 8, 2005 Don't say .... "I am not as think as you drunk I am" hehehehehe ... doesn't work LOL Laurie F
supajuice Posted October 25, 2005 Posted October 25, 2005 guy:Please sir, want a donut?police:hmm....er....nah, I just had one. thanks.guy:Chocolatey!police:no.guy:low-fat! police:rggh!no! guy:I love you!police:nooooooo!ahhhhhhh! I slayed 200 flies with my foot and I got to poke a bird before it went away. I always wanted to do that...STICKAAY!
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