Zaine Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 Police: Sir do you know why i pulled you over....Man: No sirPolice: you were swerving, have you had a few drinks tonight?Man: Hey, I swear to drunk im not God Martial arts training is 30% classroom training, 70% solo training.https://www.instagram.com/nordic_karate/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karatekid1975 Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 Don't say .... "I am not as think as you drunk I am" hehehehehe ... doesn't work LOL Laurie F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supajuice Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 guy:Please sir, want a donut?police:hmm....er....nah, I just had one. thanks.guy:Chocolatey!police:no.guy:low-fat! police:rggh!no! guy:I love you!police:nooooooo!ahhhhhhh! I slayed 200 flies with my foot and I got to poke a bird before it went away. I always wanted to do that...STICKAAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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