ShotokanKid Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 I let you catch me this time... Get back in your car and see if you can stop me. "What we do in life, echoes in eternity.""We must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindsedgeblade Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 I let you catch me this time... Get back in your car and see if you can stop me.OOho, I like that one! Ever watch the old Speedy Gonzales cartoons? -something about "the fastest mouse in the west"- or was it the fastest mouth? "Andele, Andele amigo!" The best a man can hope foris, over the course of his lifetime,to change for the better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username9 Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 I was driving the other day in the wet and the dark and in my headlights I saw a police-man in the middle of the road with his arm out....I thought "He's never going to be strong enough!"......he bounced off the bonnet and landed on the floor! I Pulled over and he said "You're a very silly boy aren't you?!!" I said: "I'm not the one lying out there in the rain am I?!" He put his head through the window - which was funny cos it wasn't open at the time!!! He said "Are you the driver of this vehicle?!" I said well it is an automatic but I have still got to be here!!!" Unbelievable! ____________ Another time I was driving and I had approached a roundabout too fast - I tried to put the brakes on but ended up in a skid, hit the curb and flipped the car three times. I managed to escape unharmed but the officer attending said : "Have you been drinking sir?!" I said: "OF COURSE I'VE BEEN DRINKING . I'M NOT A STUNT MAN!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShotokanKid Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 I let you catch me this time... Get back in your car and see if you can stop me.OOho, I like that one! Thanks "What we do in life, echoes in eternity.""We must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckd-student Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 P: Sir, please step out the car we are going to perform a strip search.Y: Ok but I get to do you next.P:Sir, why were you speeding.Y: Well if you really want to know its cause I didnt want any cops to see me kill that guy in my trunk.P: You have thhe right to remain silent...blah blah blah.Y: You have the right to STFU! Chunk Kuk Do in SC! I love Club Karate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CompactDinnerFork Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 What Not To Sya To A Cop:P: Did you know how fast you were gonig back there?Y: You pulled me over so you should knowP: Thats not the point, can I see your licence pleaseY: If you go to ... (Falls to sleep)P: (Claps to wake up)P: Sir, have you been drinkingY: I Had Occifer Two Noly ... Only!! I Mean I Had ... (Falls Asleep)P: (Sighs And Walks Off)(Thats what to say to a cop! It may work!!) Dear God,Please Have Mercy On My ApponentsBecause I Wont. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindsedgeblade Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 It's more likely to get you a ride in the back of a patrol car. And probably make the officer mad, especially if he has to carry you. The best a man can hope foris, over the course of his lifetime,to change for the better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CompactDinnerFork Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 P: Sir, Have you been drinking?------------Y: No, I swear to officer i'm not, God!!- Lukey! Dear God,Please Have Mercy On My ApponentsBecause I Wont. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Why_Worry Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Oh, sorry about that. Its not my fault though cause i dont know how to drive so you cant blame me.Also if that doesnt work, you can use one of the wrist grab from behind releases that seem to only exist to help you run away from cops. Focus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRKguy Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 Bailiff: Do you have any weapons?Defendant: I am a weapon. You have a right to your actionsBut never to your actions' fruits.Act for the action's sake,And do not be attached to inaction. Bhagvad Gita 2.47 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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