CPU Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 (P: is police officer Y: is you, i'll post the first and you post ones you think of!>) P: "Man your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" Y: "Gee officer your eyes looked glazed, have you been eating dougnuts?" Sparring - loved by many perfected by few Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mc. Steve Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 I'm not as thunk as you drink I am. World famour for idiotography6th Kyu Wado Ryu5th Gup Tang Soo Do1st Dan Origami Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt jiujitsufighter Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 do i smell bacon? a little boxing, a little wrestling, a little muay thai, and a lot of jiujitsu( brazilian) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CPU Posted March 29, 2004 Author Share Posted March 29, 2004 Cop pulls someone over, P: gives warning for speeding Y: Gee thanks officer, thats only the second warning i'v gottern! Sparring - loved by many perfected by few Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red J Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 I'm not as thunk as you drink I am. I only had two Ociffer. I had to lose my mind to come to my senses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superfighter Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 i swear to drunk occifer im not God! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDevilAside Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 "What's that black stick thingy used for?" To a male officer: "I think you have the wrong house, the bachelorette party is over at Jennifer's.." To a female officer: "Oh baby, I see you like to play rough." "I have a black belt!" "If you're going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muaythaifreak Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop. wow officer, you must have been doing 130 mph to catch up with me, good job. I pay your salary. Pain is temporary, glory is forever, and chicks dig scars!-=pain is weakness leaving the body=-If there's lead in the air, there is hope in the heart! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red J Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 I'm sorry to have pulled you away from the doughnut shop... I must warn you, my hands are registered weapons with the FBI... Shouldn't you be out solving a real crime?... [i don't know how the guys in uniform maintain their composure because I'm sure they've heard them all while making routine stops.] I had to lose my mind to come to my senses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aefibird Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 I thought all police officers had to be tough? Don't bother arresting/cautioning/booking me, you'll be able to get to the doughnut shop quicker if you don't. You look like you take bribes, right? "Was it really worth it? Only time and death may ever tell..." The Beautiful South - The Rose of My CologneSheffield Steelers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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