amp Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 Make sure you have 20 different belt colors, with three stripes on each color. And never forget the Black Belt Club. All really cool systems that are worth the money have one of these. Only really good students can pay to join this club, and by paying you know you're good because you get a little patch that says you are. Patches are important, too. Sew on as many as you can onto your gi. Be sure to get a hakama, too, and wear the hard part in front because it looks cooler that way. You'll look like a 21st century Black Belt Club Samurai master in no time! Don't forget counting in an asian language when doing stretching and exercises, even if your system isn't asian. You'll sound asian and people will pay you. Know thyself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitzcraig Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 I dont know about your book.....have you checked like boarders or barns and noble? #1"The road to tae kwan leep is an endless road leading into the herizon, you must fully understand its ways". #2"but i wanna wax the walls with people now" #1"come ed gruberman, your first lesson is here.....boot to the head" #2"ouch, you kicked me in the head", #1"you learn quickly ed gruberman" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
equaninimus Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Also, buy a katana (you might know them as "sam-er-eye swords) and wear that with the Hakama, oh, tie your obi (that's the three inch thick black belt with your name and style name in flourescent Chinese letters on it, and nine stripes at each end) on the outside of the belt. Practice cutting watermelons off the tummies of students with it (make sure their contracts are fully paid up. Sue their survivors if the payments cease.). There have always been Starkadders at Cold Comfort Farm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitzcraig Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 And get pictures of you kicking really high, and also throwing people and post them everywere #1"The road to tae kwan leep is an endless road leading into the herizon, you must fully understand its ways". #2"but i wanna wax the walls with people now" #1"come ed gruberman, your first lesson is here.....boot to the head" #2"ouch, you kicked me in the head", #1"you learn quickly ed gruberman" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken Monkey Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 hey how about doing a nice photoshop job with a really 'cool' looking 3D max model of a dojo... post count is directly related to how much free time you have, not how intelligent you are."When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitzcraig Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 A......"Hidin" Dojo deep in the woods of Wisconsin #1"The road to tae kwan leep is an endless road leading into the herizon, you must fully understand its ways". #2"but i wanna wax the walls with people now" #1"come ed gruberman, your first lesson is here.....boot to the head" #2"ouch, you kicked me in the head", #1"you learn quickly ed gruberman" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natural Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 If i were you i'll make my student worth the belts and if they want to grade to black i'll make them do 20 day cousre trainning snow marathon fight etc so as good as jakie chan. A karate punch it is like a dasvasted stick blow. Instead, a blow of Kung Was is comparable to a lash with a chain that has attacked, allaltra extremity one ball of ferro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken Monkey Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 and where do you intend to find snow in london? post count is directly related to how much free time you have, not how intelligent you are."When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
equaninimus Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 I owuld also start tehm at about $150.00/month, with upgrades to Black Belt and MAsters Clubs leading to $500.00/month. After all, if its that expensive, it must be worth it, right? There have always been Starkadders at Cold Comfort Farm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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