blitzcraig Posted February 9, 2004 Posted February 9, 2004 Its the awseome power of the black belt that stops the masscara from running. #1"The road to tae kwan leep is an endless road leading into the herizon, you must fully understand its ways". #2"but i wanna wax the walls with people now" #1"come ed gruberman, your first lesson is here.....boot to the head" #2"ouch, you kicked me in the head", #1"you learn quickly ed gruberman"
FlailingLimbs Posted February 11, 2004 Posted February 11, 2004 I gotta say, there was this one Japanese chica in shitoryu, who trained in boxing and some other styles, and when I came in from shotokan, there wasn't really anyone there who could hold a candle to me (WHOOOOO!!!! I *LOVE* MAH EEEGO!). But this girl was different. This girl would kick my * on a regular basis with her muay thai-esque leg kicks to my thighs. There was something about her that drives me nuts to this day! I don't know if it was the fact that because of her, my training in shotokan has since skyrocketed (someday I want to spar with her again), or if it was the sweaty athletic beauty, but I was going CRAZY! Just two words I guess... DOMINATE MEEEE!!!~ But yeah, in the future I'm going to have to settle down with a serious practitioner who'll understand my need to train. Hell, I'd even settle for a TKD student (take it in jest, my Dojang brethren! ) ===================When cornered, kick 'em in the spetznats. If that doesn't work, run around acting like an epilept + flail your arms about while whizzin' in your pants, then fall down foaming at the mouth. They'll be so disgusted THEY will walk away from the fight....
blitzcraig Posted February 11, 2004 Posted February 11, 2004 hahaa #1"The road to tae kwan leep is an endless road leading into the herizon, you must fully understand its ways". #2"but i wanna wax the walls with people now" #1"come ed gruberman, your first lesson is here.....boot to the head" #2"ouch, you kicked me in the head", #1"you learn quickly ed gruberman"
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