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Wow...I almost understood that. ;) jk

Wolverine

1st Dan - Kalkinodo

"Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a q-tip"

"There is no spoon."

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What would happen if you took the school bus home?

 

The police would make you bring it back!

 

:)

 

There is a mental institution that every year picks two of it's most reformed patients and questions them. If they get the questions right they are free to leave.

 

This year the two lucky gents were Patty and Mike.

 

They were called down to the office and left there by the orderly. They were told to wait as the doctor got their files. The doctor came out and motioned for Patty to come in for his questioning.

 

When Patty came into the office he was instructed to sit in the seat across from the doctor.

 

"Patty you know the tradition of this institution so I imagine you

 

know why you are here. You will be asked two questions, and if you get

 

them right, you will be free to go. Do you understand all that you

 

have been told?" said the doctor with a rather sly grin.

 

Patty nodded and the doctor began to question him. The first question

 

was this. "Patty if I was to poke out one of your eyes what would

 

happen?"

 

"I would be half blind of course," Patty answered without much thought.

 

"What would happen if I poked out the other eye?"

 

"I would be completely blind," said Patty knowing that he had just

 

gotten his freedom. The doctor then sent him outside while he drew up

 

the paperwork and accessed Mike's files.

 

When Patty got into the waiting room however, he told Mike what the

 

questions would be and what the correct answers were.

 

The doctor calls in Mike and he followed the same procedure that he

 

had with Patty. "Mike the first question is what would happen if I cut

 

off your ear?"

 

"I would be blind in one eye," he said remembering what he had been

 

told. This received a perplexed look from the doctor but he just

 

simply asks the other question so that he could figure out what the

 

man was thinking.

 

"Mike, what would happen if I cut off your other ear?"

 

"I would be completely blind," he answered with a smile as if he knew

 

he had passed.

 

But then the doctor asked him what his reasoning was, and he said

 

flatly, "Me hat would fall down over me eyes."

 

:)

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