A thanksgiving revenge story

[SaiFightsMS]

There was a happily married couple. They were madly in love with each other. All was well in their lives except for one thing. Every morning as soon as he woke up the husband would let an amazingly loud, incredibly smelly fart. The wife begged him to get that checked out. But the husband insisted that it was just a natural bodily function.

 

The years went by and they stayed happily married. The only problem between them was his daily morning blast of flatus. The stench and the volume got worse as the years passed by.

 

With eyes burning from the fumes the wife would beg him to go get that checked out. He still maintained that it was no problem - just a natural bodily function. She told him that one day he would fart his insides out if he kept it up. He just laughed.

 

Then very early one Thanksgiving morning the wife is up early to prepare the turkey. She is busy in the kitchen when she looks over and sees a bowl with the turkey gizzards and innards in it. She get this idea.

 

The wife picks up the bowl and quietly makes her way upstairs. As quietly as she can she tiptoes into the bedroom. She gently pulls back the covers from her sleeping husband, pulls the waistband of his shorts out and tips the contents of the bowl into them. She gently replaces the waistband, pulls the covers back up and as quietly as she came up she went back to the kitchen.

 

A bit later she hears the morning blast coming form upstairs. Then she hears her husband scream and run into the bathroom. She really starts to laugh. And, I mean a rolling in the floor laugh.

 

She hears her husband coming downstairs a bit later. Doing an amazing job of acting she looks at him and asks: "Honey is something wrong?".

 

With a shocked expression he replies: "All those years you told me one day I would fart my insides out you were right. It happened! But with the help of these two fingers and a jar of vaseline I got most of them back in."

[aefibird]

Slightly gross, but very funny!