Thruhiker Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and --WHACK!!-- knocks him right off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big dude says, "That was a kung fu chop from China." The little guy thinks "GEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and continues what he was doing when all of a sudden-WHACK!!-- the big dude knocks him down AGAIN and says, "That was a karate chop from Japan." The little guy, not wanting any trouble,and thinking this guy is nuts, gets up off the floor, grabs his beer and moves a few seats further down the bar, and continues to sip at his beer. All of a sudden, --WHACK!!-- without warning, he feels this foot kick him upside the head and he goes sprawling to the floor once again. The big dude says with a smile, "That's kickboxing from Thailand." The little guy, having had enough of this gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves. He had been gone for about an hour when he returned, and without saying a word, walks up behind the big dude and-WHACK!!!-- knocks the big dude off his stool and lays him out cold! The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he comes to, tell him that's a crowbar from Sears." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozaru Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 ........*crickets*................. In my past life I slayed hundredsand the life before that they played trumpets to warn you that I was coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted November 22, 2003 Share Posted November 22, 2003 I've heard that one before, but it's still worth a chuckle or two. 1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DokterVet Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Heheh, I enjoyed it. 22 years oldShootwrestlingFormerly Wado-Kai Karate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeopardGold Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 I like this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breakdancer Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 ........*crickets*................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkAngel_Azrel Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 thx dude cool jokes lol let not the fear of death stay your hand nor defeat your courage.The warrior who will provail is the one who confronts death its self Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy_Mendiola Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 That was funny, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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