ramymensa Posted March 3, 2004 Posted March 3, 2004 you might be a MA ... you go to get some pants and try them to see if you can kick in them ... you chose your girlfriend/boyfriend if they look good in gi. World Shotokan Karate
ramymensa Posted March 3, 2004 Posted March 3, 2004 ... teach your son to ride the bicycle, but before you teach him falling techniques World Shotokan Karate
TheDevilAside Posted March 9, 2004 Posted March 9, 2004 Heh, I do bo techniques with rakes all the time when I'm outside helping my dad in the garden. People look at me weird though, when they see a 6'1" 16 year old fighting off garden gnomes with a rake. "If you're going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill
granmasterchen Posted March 22, 2004 Posted March 22, 2004 You know your a martial artist when you go around the house closing doors, cabinets, and turning light switches on and off with your feet instead of hands...... That which does not destroy me will only make me stronger
White Warlock Posted March 22, 2004 Posted March 22, 2004 You know your a martial artist when you go around the house closing doors, cabinets, and turning light switches on and off with your feet instead of hands...... hehe... or when you use attack combinations to smoothly open doors and cabinets, and then slide through the opening... creating but a ripple. Or when your interpretation of being a gentleman is to open, brace, then hold the door open for a woman, using the toe and/or heel of your foot. "When you are able to take the keys from my hand, you will be ready to drive." - Shaolin DMV TestIntro
Guest Posted July 16, 2004 Posted July 16, 2004 I f you are always imagining what you would do if the guy next to you decided to jump you..no matter where you are..you might be a martial artist. if you pay too much for roadrunner and only care about email and your arts boards and research..ymbama!! if you bow upon parting with strangers in public (out of habit) ymbama If you like to watch steven seagal movies over and over....ymbama .......................
krunchyfrogg Posted July 16, 2004 Posted July 16, 2004 I don't know what's funnier, these lists, or actualy having done some of this stuff! "A life is not important, except in the impact it has on other lives."-- Jackie Robinson"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."-- Edmund Burke
Rotten Head Fok Posted July 17, 2004 Posted July 17, 2004 I'm guilty, I have had many a strange look when I'm in my garden with a hoe. Playing frizzbe and wondering where it would hit someone when ya throw it. Attempting to catch thing knocked of a counter before they hit the floor. Trying to catch flies. Walking on the beach, then looking over your shoulder to see if you left any foot-prints. Giving your dog or cat that "high noon" look just to see if they will flinch. You must be stable and balanced in your foot work, if you have to use your martial knowledge in combat, your intent should be to win. If you do strike, you must release great power! The martial arts are easy to learn, but difficult to correct.
Rotten Head Fok Posted July 17, 2004 Posted July 17, 2004 this was a double post, who ever can please delete this one. Thank you. You must be stable and balanced in your foot work, if you have to use your martial knowledge in combat, your intent should be to win. If you do strike, you must release great power! The martial arts are easy to learn, but difficult to correct.
ramymensa Posted July 17, 2004 Posted July 17, 2004 I like switching off the lights with my feet. I make sure there's nobody to see me. I'm well known for being a freak, so I wouldn't like to add up some more "spice" World Shotokan Karate
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