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A Definite Definition

 

A teacher decides that she is going to teach her second grade class a new word today. She tells them that the word is "definitely" and its meaning is "absolute, positive, without a doubt."

 

She asks the class if anyone can think of a sentence with the word in it. She calls on little Susan who is in the back raising her hand, quite sure of herself.

 

Susan stands up and says, "The sky is definitely blue."

 

The teacher replies to her, "Well, that's a good sentence but sometimes the sky is gray, and sometimes its cloudy, and sometimes its red and pink so the sky is not definitely blue. Anyone else?"

 

Tom's hand flies up and she calls on him.

 

Tom answers, "The water is definitely clear."

 

"Well, Tom that's a good sentence but sometimes the water is muddy, and sometimes it's green, and sometimes it's full of seaweed so it's not definitely clear. Anyone else?"

 

Finally, in the far corner, little Robert slowly raises his hand.

 

"Yes, Robert?" asks the teacher.

 

"Can I ask a question, teacher?" Robert replies.

 

"Yes."

 

"Do farts have lumps?"

 

"No. Why do you ask."

 

"Well, then I've definitely pooped in my pants."

In my past life I slayed hundreds

and the life before that

they played trumpets to warn you that I was coming.

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lol, good one! :lol:

"Was it really worth it? Only time and death may ever tell..." The Beautiful South - The Rose of My Cologne


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:spitlaugh: Funny post, but I have to wonder about the title, too....I'm intrigued. :-?

1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003


No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard.

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In due time, in due time MWAHAHHHAHAHHAA! :evil:

 

*runs*

In my past life I slayed hundreds

and the life before that

they played trumpets to warn you that I was coming.

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Hmm... if you combine the best of me and the best of Doug, you get the perfect man?

 

:lol:

*Does mental calculations*

 

:idea: BY GOD I THINK HE'S RIGHT!!!

 

:lol:

1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003


No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard.

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